Caption Contest
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Monday, September 17, 2007
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Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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* The Democrats after the election
* The Cuban Energy Crisis took a turn for the worst, today…
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“…yeah, ass ho*e…i get it alright…NOW GET ME OUTA HERE”
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Well, well, well. Just what the world needs another a**hole.
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“Hmmmm. . . . bone dry yet ice cold . . . obviously not used in years . . . this must be the ‘Hillary’ well . . . “
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If you think this is bad, you should see the elephant.
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Don key hole tay!
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It had always been assumed that the Hsu powder keg would eliminate the ass hole.
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Could the elephant pull me out…..please.
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Surprisingly, Donkey Carmelita didn’t generate nearly as much national sympathy as Baby Jessica.
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“People forget. I invented The Internet. I raised concerns about Climate Change. I have an Oscar and an Emmy. I am a Nobel Peace Prize nominee. One day, I will be thanking Jenny Craig for doing this awful thing to me.”
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He didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.
So that’s why they call it a burrow!
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Hillary is revealed without her makeup.
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I went to the well once to often…so Hsu me.
What progress in Iraq? I don’t see any progress from where I’m sitting.
The democrats decided to ignore the first principle of politics and kept digging after the ‘Betrayus’ ad.
I’m sorry, I just don’t think the republicans are very good at performance art.
Stop looking at me like that. You’re the one who decided to base your parties political strategy on the US being defeated in Iraq.
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I thought we already caught Saddam?
Why doesn’t this poor beast just, “Move on”?
This is just the Democrat’s mascot looking for Kerry’s secret plan to end the war. (it can’t be OJ looking for the real killers – he’s in jail.)
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Hey….I was lead to the water….and I drank…..so shoot me…
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Joke:
Q: How do you get a donkey in a hole?
A: Dig a hole, put the donkey in.
Q: How do you get a donkey out of a hole?
A: Why would you want to do that?
Alternative 2nd answer:
A: First you..Oh look, Shiney!
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I threw a penny into the well and wished for a pony. Stupid well.
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NOooo! Don’t flush it! Don’t flush it!!
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I can has exit strategy?
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Eeyore sorry! Eeyore promises never make MoveOn mad again! Eeyore promises!
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Wait, wait, wait. I was supposed to STOP digging?
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The predictable end of the Democrats’ quest for the light at the end of the tunnel.
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1) Why the long face?
2) The Democrats had mistakenly thought Code Pink had told them to “Dive In” for the weekend’s events in DC, not have a ‘die in’.
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I know I shouldn’t have tried to use the elephant’s toilet! Now, how do I get out of here before he shows up!!
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Venezuela’s introduction of the intercontinental ballistic burro was not a success
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Since he really can’t tell his ass from a hole in the ground, Cousin Earl is gonna get mighty confused.
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seriously, I am ready for a national health care debate.
Let me know when Hillary and Oprah stop fighting. thanks.
Why would this have anything to do with him? I’m not scared of Fred Thompson. Wait, don’t tell him I said that.
and last but not least
“At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in the trunk of a dead tree, with nothing to do but look up at the sky flowing overhead, little by little I would have gotten used to it.” Does that make me an ass?
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Jumbo knocked me in here when I wasn’t watching.
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This is what happens when a donkey talks too much.
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This is what happens when you beat around the Bush!
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Democrat at the bottom of the barrel.
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“Every donkey thinks itself worthy of standing with the king’s horses.”
This is what happens when they stand next to an elephant.
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Voice of MoveOn.org from above:
“It votes against the army plan, or it gets the hose again. . . .”
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“Man. What kind of freaky wish did you just make, anyway?!”
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“Katherine Heigl’s mother never believed in me.”
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“I’m calling this particular hole in the ground ‘Social Security Solvency.’ Now if you will hand me my shovel I can get back to fixing it by digging it a little deeper.”
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“When you’ve dug yourself into a hole, why do you always insist on calling it a tunnel?” — Garry Trudeau
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“Shrek!”
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Reason #276 to be a Republican: Wells aren’t big enough for an elephant to accidentally fall into.
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Apocalypzoo
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The Ass finally knows what it feels like to be in a foxhole.
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“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” — Jame Gumb
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Just off camera, Eric Cartman says, “This water tastes like ass.”
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That’s positively Nast-y.
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“G*dd*mn setup . . . I’ll be g*dd*mn . . . b*tch set me up.”
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“Hi Larry King. OJ was the best man at my wedding. And I don’t recall anything after that.”
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“I feel like such a…”
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