Caption Contest
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Ahmadinejad comes in second at the Teran Ringo Starr Look-a-like Contest after losing to this Sgt. Pepper era entrant.
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Azmerdingag :”for petes sake, look, Nurzy brought Pelosi with him. Dude is whack!”
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“Pssst, Achmed, don’t you remember? I said there are NO gays in Iran.”
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Azzmerjab: “Hey G-Huss, check out the trailing distance on that chick….she’s gotta be 15 feet behind that guy. HOTT!!”
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Did you get that yellow cord from my window over there?
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Jazzerzab: “Hey…isn’t that your first arranged wife over there?”
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Azmidgjad: “OOPH, is that a nuke in his pants or is he just happy to see you?”
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Two Democrat party operatives contemplate what they will do if they control the White House in 2009.
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Iran announces their new weapon: The yellow submarine.
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“So the infidel show Saturday Night Live did a song about me — a love song. It was swell, praise be.”
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNLYmPK-NHs
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“You look like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.”
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You see the man to my left, he can grow a beard just by concentrating, look.
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Ahmadinejad, pointing finger at Pat Boone poster, tells Ringo Starr: “Take a good look, Ringo. Now THAT’S Rock n’ Roll!”
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Ahmadinejad tells military commander: “Remember-one if by land …”
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You know, I always thought it was the clothes that make the man … now I know better.
Finally, proof that Iran is spying on us. I saw that guy at the corner holding up a “Will work for food” sign. Of course, he wasn’t wearing the door man’s uniform at the time.
Ahmadinejad has always been a big fan of the Iranian Village People.
Notice how those three guys who are standing up to Chimpy McBushitlerburton aren’t wearing ties? I tell you that the necktie is a plot by the Bush crime family to strangle America.
I would have you pull my finger, but you look to stoned to even notice.
Don’t ask, don’t tell … Iranian style.
You know with all the help we get from Hollywood to cover up what thugs we really are, you would think that central casting could send me a general who looks at least a little like a general.
Achmed parlayed being Ahmadinejad’s cab driver in New York into a really sweet deal in Iran’s air defense.
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1. Ahmadinejad: My bags are over there.
2. Ahmadinejad: Could you get a taxi for me?
3. Ahmadinejad: Can I get Paul’s autograph after you’re done signing?
4. Ahmadinejad: So this is what UPS drivers wear here?
5. Ahmadinejad: Trick or Treat? That’s one cool costume, better than the George Bush costume over there.
6. Ahmadinejad: Nice..Armani?
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Men in uniform get me hot…can I touch your brass nipples?
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1) Ahmadinejad practices for his proctology final.
2) “He came at me with his hand like this and I said if you poke me there with that, I’ll hang you. Now since he’s dead I have to find a new proctologist.”
3) That’s my camel. Isn’t she beautiful? She’s a swinger too if you’re interested.
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Azzerbajenadad: “Hussein, DON’T MOVE A WHISKER…i’m vogueing for the spring Sears catalogue. This suit coat is da BOMB!”
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Almerjazibad: “H..HHHHEYYYYyyyy, Hussein, slumpbuster at 2 o’ clock. Fat chicks dig a guy in a pilot’s uniform…GIT-R’-DUN!”
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General, during my trip to America it occurred to me that wearing beards and having chemical weapons may not be a good mix. Here, let me show you, pull my finger.
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1) A marketplace Norelco is just WAITING to open up.
2) …it’s as plain as the nose on my, err, your face.
3) Heh, look over their, they finally caught that Rodney Dill from America and are going to stone him to death for having me on his stupid Caption Contest. It’s good to be the
kingelected mouthpiece for the clerics.4) Ahmidijad: Practicing being my body double huh? You have the beard down pat, but not the clothes.
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“One and ah two and ah three.
The shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The shareef don’t like it
Rockin’ the Casbah
Rock the Casbah”
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Viagra…it has been over six hours like this…what do I do now?
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Ahmadinejad: “See that guy over there? That’s my new friend and social adviser, Larry Craig.”
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Pull my finger and I’ll talk for an hour!
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Mahmoud: “I would like to be taller.”
General: “Maybe you should try Viagra.”
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Ahmadinejad: Oh my God, it’s the twelfth imam! HAH, MADE YOU LOOK!
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When Ahmadinejad dared Israel to pull his finger, many people said it was just saber rattling for a domestic audience… But given the consequences of being wrong, can we afford to not take his threat seriously?
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Why so glum, Ringo? You finally outrank Sgt. Pepper.
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Ahmadinejad: “Whenever I see man in uniform, it’s like this – BOINGGG”
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“Hold Me, I’m Having a Babe Ruth Moment.”
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“People Say I’m Not Very Bright, But I Can Still Finger out A Lot Of Things.”
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“When Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice walks over here, scream ‘War Criminal’ and hop on her. I will give you much enriched uranium.”
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[...] has the nuclear nightmare. Rick has Al and Tipper Gore custumes. Bagel Guy has scary transportation. Kevin has pumpkin [...]
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Blazzerfizzenwad: “oh MY GAWD, is that Fifi Larue, thee GOTHIC KILLER CLOWN of rock n’ roll!!!…get me is autograph IMMEDIATLY!”
(See FOX’s Next Great American Band for ref..or don’t waste your time)
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“I’m not really a fan of your music, I was always more of a Stones fan,” Ahmadinnerjacket confessed apologetically.
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Ahmadinejad to General: “That pink Burqha would look nice on you, sweetie!”
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“Oh, and look at what that man is doing to the other man’s rectum with a pineapple. Oh, Allah, I love the Folsom Street Fair!”
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“I like your choices, Mahmoud, you made some very big decisions.”
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“Behold, affendi, the largest collection of Members Only jackets in the Islamic world.”
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Oh Look! Planes with Star of David, You are such a joker Hafeez.
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“Oooh! Do you see that smokin’ hot hunk of meat over there? If we DID have gays in Iran, I would SO hit on that!”
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Caption Contest:…
Other Fabulous Contests . . ….
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As a couple working so closely for so long
on the Axis of Evil thing, some felt they began to look like each other.
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As far as Halloween costumes go Ahmadinejad wasn’t much for the whole military look at first. But when he saw it on the mannequin he told the clerk he would take it.
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