Caption Contest
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
From last week when suitable pictures were few and far between (three contests used the mychopsticks bra picture) to this week where I’ve found at least 5 promising pictures. Oh Well, Ron Paul probably has a short shelf life so he gets the nod.
(AP Photo/CBS Face the Nation, Karin Cooper)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
About Rodney Dill
Ron Paul meets Barney Frank.
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you’ll get used to the ice sir, but it’s good for the roids and keeps you cool for the debate.
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“How do you operate this dummy?”
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Ron Paul took the wedgie like a man.
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The tech had a bad time trying to fix the malfunction in the robot’s control system
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Say, are you related to Ru Paul, because you are sitting on the microphone.
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“Now remember, Captain Pike — it’s one blink for ‘yes’ and two blinks for ‘no’.”
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Ron Paul thought he’d try a new face for the nation …
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Man, have I fooled them or what… hehe..
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The room was tense as the Ron Paul animatronic was stuck in ‘wry disbelief with humor’ setting just minutes before the debate.
While Ron seemed amused at his “I think I just made a bigger government program” quip, the technician who had to clean it up did not see the humor.
Ron Paul: The gold standard for presidential candidates since 1988.
In a recent poll, Ron Paul was selected as the candidate voters would most like to share a prune juice with.
Remember the scene in ‘Bruce Almighty’ where flying monkeys come out of the guy’s butt?
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No, I don’t have a ‘wide stance’. Why do you ask?
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“Oooh, That feels Grr-rrrreat!”
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Thought bubbles:
RP: Hee hee! I made a poopie!
Tech: Dammit! We told his people to make sure he had his “Depends” on!
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A Ron Paul assistant helps the candidate pull another idea out of his…
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Sir, do you realize you don’t have any pants on?
Why yes. Yes I do.
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“Uh sir…well…I guess it’s OK for now but once we come back from commercial break you’ll have to stop masturbating.”
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes…
Technician: “Whoa, mop on the set ASAP please”
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BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Which makes a better wedgie?….depends!
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The critics give Ron Paul’s debate performance two thumbs up. Way up!!!
(punchline borrowed from Get Fuzzy)
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I kept telling you your face might get stuck like that if you kept making faces, but did you listen?
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I saw Star Trek The Next Generation and I know the off button is somewhere here…Now I if I can only get to it before he explodes!
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Hey….what’s your problem Paul…..Bush enjoyed me riding him last week…..
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“Ron Paul handler of camera”……It’s down under his right ribcage….it’s the button that says bat shit…….
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Ron Paul gets “wound up” (literally) as he prepares to address the Flat Earth Society.
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Elaine Benes off-screen: “Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I like my Yankee Bean!”
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Well here’s your problem….
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[...] has found libertarian religion. Rick has the Sacrament of the Blond. Cowboy Blob is in search of [...]
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1) Techie, “So you like Gladiator movies sir?”
Ron Paul, “No, but it was a nousy week to stop meeting with my
Neo-Nazis friendsdonors thanks to LGF.”2) Paul thought bubble “Hmm, two taps on the back and a shove on my chair. Whats that signal again?”
3) Paul, “Damn dentures, had to suck them back in again.”
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“Oooops, silly me- I meant to say Public Enemy, not public enema.”
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Tech in back: “Yes Ron, I have seen a grown man naked… but you’ll do anyway.”
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Tech: “Oh, I believe you sir. I just can’t imagine how you get your head up there in the first place!”
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RP: “Thankee, youngster. Here’s a nickel fer yer troubles.”
Tech: “Uhhhh…thanks.”
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Aw crap! This thing needs a 220 hookup!!!
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“Well, I’m just a stage hand sir but I don’t honestly believe that the ability to fart the Star Spangled Banner makes you better qualified to be President.”
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Contests . . ….
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Uh, Sir…the Nation is this way…
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Don’t worry, sir, I’ll have your face re-inflated, just as soon as I find where to insert the air hose.
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This was one timely find, given the strange things Ron Paul is doing with Cookies…I’ll submit this pshop as an entry…
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