Caption Contest
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Thursday, November 22, 2007
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Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
Change of Schedule — Last Monday winners will be announced Friday.
About Rodney Dill
OH! OK, who let Harry Reid past security?
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“Geez, Ms. Pelosi, do you have to have front and center in every photo-op?”
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Which one of these turkeys is most in need of a pardon?
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…And I can say with confidence that this turkey had nothing to do with outing Valerie Plame…
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“Now, explain to me again what turkey has to do with the Kurds.”
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If that’s Cheney in the bushes, this event is over….
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(1) Given that *all* the Republican candidates were turkeys, the GOP decided to run on an “authenticity” platform.
(2) Polls showed that Turkey Lurkey was the GOP candidate that more independent voters would have a beer with … a beer, stuffing, and cranberry sauce.
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The Turkey is pardoned by a big white bird.
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“I gave Hillary a pat on the head. Now I’m giving her the bird. Heh heh.”
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Turkey: PTHUPPPPT. Oops, pardon me.
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President Bush proves that America does not torture turkeys.
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1. President Bush proudly shows the media that he singlehandedly stopped Turkey’s invasion of Iraq.
2. After inserting his arm, President Bush demonstrates Turkey’s “puppet regime.”
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President Bush announces his nominee for Secretary of Agriculture.
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Bush: “Between you and me, Tom, the Democrats really embarrassed themselves on that Armenian Genocide Bill, didn’t they?”
Tom: “Gobble…Gobble, they sure did!”
Crowd: “Ah, hah, hah, hah, heh, heh, heh. . .
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In the last administration, it was the turkey that did all the pardoning.
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Yerr pardoned…. now fly…be free…
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“In the middle of the president’s speech, Ron Paul jumped on the table and started dancing.”
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…It slowly dawned on the bird that he was in the hands of his mental inferiors.
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Contests . . ….
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* This was a Turkey that knew all about computers. It kept saying: “Carpal…carpal…carpal.”
* “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
* Dude, the mutant turkeys are back!
* Gobblygook… what the Turkey left on the table
* Nah, I gave up smoking cold turkey… about a month after I quit cigarettes… too hard to keep lit. Thanks anyway.
* Well, let me tell you how Monica was using me a a sex toy, once she got the damned cigar outta the way.
* Mr. President, when the chips are down, the Turkey is empty.
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TIN SNIPS AND A SPREADER SIR, WE’LL GET THAT EGG. WELL IT WORKED ON MONDAY,LOL.
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* We’re beating Turkeys into plowshares.
*Just think; If Franklin had his way, this would have been the National Bird…. and we’d have had Roasted Eagle with all the trimmings…. and Nick, over here woulda been a Turkey Scout. And Glenn Frey’s band… well….
* Alrright, Bird… spread eagle… errrr… spread Turkey…
* Houston, Tranquility base, here… the Turkey has landed.
* Remarkable bird, the Turkey, Beautiful plumage!
* Ya know these things taste like Spotted owl, if you add a little garlic powder….
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“That black hole in his chest? Well, let’s just say Dead Eye Cheney has been on the warpath again.”
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