Caption Contest
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Monday, December 3, 2007
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(PRNewsFoto/Newport Aquarium)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(PRNewsFoto/Newport Aquarium)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Due to TSA delays in clearing his carry on baggage, Santa was forced to use alternative transportation.
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Better watch out, global warming, for goodness sake.
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Now comes! Now arnei! Now, capensis and villosus!
On, coronatus! On, erectus! On, barbouri and borbonensis!
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Winter Wonderland 2200
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Mbeberrbry Crbrissbmabassbs! Hobobbo hobo hobobbobo!
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Hasbro introduces the Obama Claus – - in way over his head, yet remarkably cheerful.
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Christmas in Atlantis.
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Air…Air!
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A.C.L.U. FILES SANTA LAWSUIT. AQUARIUM IN COURTHOUSE ON PUBLIC PROPERTY…DEVELOPING.
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“Another Attempt By The A.C.L.U. To Water Down Christmas.”
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Looks like Rosie O’Donnell’s Alma Mater.
(Grewgills might be able to figure that one out)
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“Blub, blub, blub! Merry Blubmas!”
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Even sea monkeys need Santa.
Looks like Rudolph doesn’t get to play the underwater reindeer games.
Tug on his beard … I don’t think that is the real Santa.
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Nothing celebrates the birth of Christ like an aquarium display with seahorses and a sleigh.
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Mafia message: Tonight Santa sleeps wid da fishes!”
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That dirty old man, Santa, seeks out the Little Mermaid who is supposed to be a great piece of Tail!
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1) “Grandma got run over by Santa’s submersible while scuba diving late one Christmas Eve” was not the hit that the record company had hoped.
2) Santa’s new way to avoid the US Air Force’s Santa Tracker system, but now he had to contend with US Navy’s nuclear sub fleet.
3) Tim Allen’s “Santa Claus 4: The Subclause” was fated to sink all box office records.
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1. Santa: I hope the Japanese fishermen don’t mistake me for a whale!”
2. The Cousteau Christmas Special. Next! On the National Geographic Channel!
3. Sorry, Charlie! That gift is for AquaMan.
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They seek him here
They seek him there
Still, the ACLU can’t find that Christmas shill
Is he at a courthouse or in a mall
They’d do best to look under that seashell
5. Santa found Nemo.
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Sooo….long story short…..after the Russians exercised their eminent domain on my North Pole property, I moved the biz to New Orleans where I thought I got a great deal on this parcel of land….any other friggin’ questions…..
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What the heck is this…..I don’t recall a “waterworld†addendum in my santa “Clause .
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Santa Claus announces that he is opposed to LOST (Law of the Seat Treaty)…as the North Pole’s Home Rule will be overrulled by the UN…
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DATELINE.. NORTH POLE… CAUSE OF ICE CAP DISAPPEARANCE SOLVED… ICE DOESN’T FLOAT ANYMORE!
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Santa finds seahorses are no substitute for on-strike reindeer.
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Santa – “I have a bad case of diarrhea.”
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT….
A NEW WAY TO SELL CHRISTMAS JUNK MADE IN CHINA TO THE GENTILES!
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After global warming melted the North Pole, Santa was forced to replace his reindeer with sea horses.
How the Grinch drowned Christmas.
The Fishtank Before Christmas.
Santa’s cousin, Namor Claus, stages coup on Christmas Eve.
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