Caption Contest
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Monday, December 10, 2007
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Mike Derer)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Mike Derer)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“I see…white people”
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An innocent by-stander whitenesses Ron Paul supporters meandering aimlessly in search for isolationism.
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sno dwarf and the seven whites.
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In the land of the monochromatic, the two-toned person is king.
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Overheard at PCU: …hey, there’s that conservative that the Department of Diversity was forced to admit…
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White men can’t jump. Especially when they’re made out of polystyrene.
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The hole in the ozone layer has caused ‘Blue Men’ to rethink their act.
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Auditions for the new Pillsbury Dough Boy after the food nannies’ won the war.
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* Ya’ever feel like you were in a Theraflu Commercial?
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The new Freeze ‘Em And Leave ‘Em burial policy still left plenty of room for the living.
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NAACP to file racist, hate crime suit in federal court over disenfranchisement in statue representation statistics.
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Where’s waldo?
Now I understand when they said during freshman orientation that only white people could be racist.
It’s an interesting theory, but I’m not sure that a gunman coming onto campus is really going to be fooled.
It is not for you to question the number who attend a Ron Paul rally.
Better red than dead.
How people tipping got it’s start.
Looks like there was another boring Medusa lecture at Hogwarts.
It’s true, white men can’t jump … if they are made out of plaster.
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1. Polls show that seven out of eight college students get plastered on campus.
2. New experimental three-dimensional sidewalk chalk art.
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F**king Medusa.
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COnservative student see first-hand that free-thinkers aren’t really welcome on campus.
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Plaster-of-Paris-Hilton (check it out: no brains, no talent, no underwear!)
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The Matrix retaliates.
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“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle-ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the ‘Twilight Zone”
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Hsu misunderstood when Hillary said something about “reaching out and touching the white voters.”
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Aside from being a blantant ripoff, “White Man Group” was right up there amongst the worst ideas of all time.
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Mi Ling hums, “Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain…”
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“We’ll always have plaster of Paris.”
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Montclair is one of the first schools in the U.S. to use GPS tracking devices, which along with other security technology are increasingly being adopted on campuses in the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre last spring. Other technologies include the proliferation of statues throughout the campus to confuse potential assailants, hoping they will waste ammunition and time on the life-like dummies.
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I love to watch white people dance.
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Soylent White is people!
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“We are all individuals!”
Student in red jacket: “I’m not!”
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Li Ming’s performance art titled “I am Legend” acheived something less than what she had hoped for.
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Not paying attention, Li Ming discovered she had accidentally wandered into an Iowa caucus.
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“I’m
SpartacusLot’s wife.”“I’m
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SpartacusLot’s wife.”“I’m
SpartacusLot’s wife.”“I’m
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Have you ever wished that you had the ability to scan a crowd and determine who’s colorful and who’s not…..well…that wish is now reality…..and for just 19.99, you’ll amaze your friends while making new friends with your new CHARACTER SCANER….but wait….that’s not all….heck, we’ll even throw in the batteries….
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These goddamn art students should keep their statues in a museum so it does not feel like Clash of the Titans around here.
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This must be one of those commercials that tells you to break from the status quo and buy the item they are advertising. In this case it’s red fleece jackets.
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…or charles, perhaps Lot was a bisexual morman.
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Hmmm, Pelosi and her ‘stare’ must have been here.
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Hi, Bob, Frank, Tony, Dwayne, Tom, Hank, Stan. Is stat-ue over there?
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i feel like a tuxedo in a brown pair of shoes.
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Rodney, that’s a whole lot a love.
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Student: “Be grateful I only froze you. My sister Carrie would do worse!”
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Stu couldn’t believe it, but his decoys were working…
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Nope, no vampires here.
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(Somewhat OT) Too bad Norman Vincent Peale didn’t live to see the dominance of the digital camera — when we eliminated all the negatives.
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Rodney, say “bisexual Morman” a few times in a row slowly…
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I’m outta here, this crowd is salty.
(Wow! It took 12 posts before Chris hit the “seven out of eight college students get plastered on campus.”) Well Done Chris
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