Caption Contest
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Monday, December 17, 2007
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
(Whistle) (Whistle) Hey your’re cute. (Smooch)
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* Oh common, man… Horizontal stripes with hot pink before five? What’s WRONG with you?
* The Boy Bands continue to get stranger.
* Street gangs of San Francisco… on the next Geraldo
* They just keep going, and going….
* The REAL code Pink
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I’VE BEEN PICKING UP TRASH FOR 6 HOURS, NOW GIVE US A BREAK, I’VE GOTTA PISS LIKE A RACE HORSE!
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(voiceover) When they came for the criminals I remained silent, because I was not a criminal. . . . And, anyway, I kind of like them in pink.
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I hear that pink is the new orange.
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Local authorities finally decide to get tough with Code Pink protesters.
“Uh, I was under the impression that there’d be dounuts provided?”
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“What…we have here…is a…failure…to commun’cate.”
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I don’t mind the pink shirt so much as the tight thong.
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Con 1: “Chuh…chuh…chaiiiinnn. Chain of foooools.”
Con 2: “Shut up Ed! It ain’t funny!”
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Pity in pink.
‘Sober’. Sure. ‘Clean’. Not so much.
“I hear horizontal stripes are slimming.”
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“Awright, smartasses! You’re ALL Mr. Pink! How’s THAT?”
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“The Warden is a scuba diver. And one time she saw this great fish. The Warden designed our uniforms.”
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50 hardboiled eggs, huh?
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Its nice to see the usual gaggle of shallow gasbags are getting their daily laugh out of other peoples’ misfortunes (keeps them from day dreaming about torture I suppose), but what the hell is Anderson doing hanging out with this bunch?
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“After this last session, it was determined that congressional democrats would need both rehab and punishment!”
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You think this is humiliating, LOOK what they make the guards wear!
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1. The evidence is clear that the clothing buyers for the prison are either color blind or weren’t reading the Geranimal tags right.
2. Clean, sober, embarrassed as all heck and I really need to pee. Go ahead, shoot me now. My life is over now that a photo me in this outfit is on the internet.
3. “Is the Porta-Potty this color-coordinated too?”
4. These outfits are clearly a violation of our Constitutional rights regarding cruel and unusual punishment.
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Obama supporters reconnoiter in advance of the Iowa caucus.
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Members of Congress in the 11th step of the “Earmark No More” program. (only 8,726 more steps to go)
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Sure, they are clean and sober now, but you can imagine how drunk they were when they first got into those clothes.
Scalia delivered the opinion of the court noting that both the term “cruel” and most definitely “unusual” had been met.
When asked, the border guards would only smile and say it was there professional instincts that had led them to question the illegal aliens.
Corporal, “don’t ask, don’t tell” is not the proper response to a question about this inaugural honor guard for Pres. Obama.
Justice is blind … and apparently as a consequence has no fashion sense.
Supporters of the program pointed out the nation leading low recidivism rate and that contrary to predictions there had been no fatalities due to embarrassment.
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Code Pink chain gang. “Shakin the tree, Boss, shakin the tree!!
Code Pink gang learns that “what we’ve got here is a failure to communicate”
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“I Said We have To Pee, Not Flee!”
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Internet Cracks Down on Chain Letters.
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Another liberal prison warden caves in and gives transgender convicts special privileges in clothing selection.
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“Them incarcerated baseball boys who took steroids ended up in the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” pokey.”
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“Admit it Cap’n, you’d be wanting to tie on one if they made you dress like this, wouldn’t you?”
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The punishment for Dressing While Intoxicated is indistiguishable from the offense itself.
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“What we have here is a failure to accessorize.”
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Vote gathering in the ex-ex-offender community.
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Those uniforms surely constitute cruel and unusual punishment for the fashion conscious.
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(Courtesy of D.P.A. MacManus)
Mother, Father, I’m here in the zoo.
I can’t come home cause I’ve grown up too soon.
I got my sentence, I got my command,
They said they’d make me Major if I met all their demands.
I could be a corporal into corporal punishment,
Or the genral manager of a large establishment.
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod,
But I never thought they’d put me in the Goon Squad.
They’ve come to look you over and they’re giving you the eye,Goon Squad.
They want you to come out to play, you’d better say goodbye.
Some grow just like their dads,
And some grow up too tall.
Some go drinking with the lads,
And some don’t grow up at all.
You must find the proper place for everything you see,
But you’ll never get to make a lampshade out of me.
I could join a chain of males or be the missing link,
Looking for a lucky girl to put me in the pink.
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod,
But I never thought theyd put me in the Goon Squad.
Mother, Father, I’m doing so well,
I’m making such progress now that you can hardly tell.
I fit in a little dedication with one eye on the clock,
They caught you under medication you could be in for a shock.
Thinking up the alibis that everyone’s forgotten.
Just another mother’s boy gone to rotten.
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod,
But I never thought they’d put me in the Goon Squad.
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(Courtesy of Chrissie Hynde)
The powers that be,
That force us to live like we do.
Bring me to my knees,
When I see what they’ve done to you…
Now were back on the train,
Oh, back on the chain gang.
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After Jack Frost the only part Michael Keaton could get was a lead in Clean and Sober II: Joe Arpaio’s Revenge.
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Obviously, pink is the new black and white.
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“Damn! We’re in a tight spot!”
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This year’s boffo Hollywood offerings include:
Lyin’ for Lams
In the Valley of Jean-Paul Gaultier
Rendition
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“Welcome to
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Brubaker: The Musical
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This is what happens to people who say, “not that there’s anything wrong with that,” more than once every six months.
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While the sheriff readies his instrument of choice, the stark reality of what may be next on the agenda, gradually takes hold.
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“Hey Boss. Johnson here says he wants to give you some ho ho ho.”
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(“No singing!?!?” made me laught the most. Here in response…)
I got a kick from champagne.
But for mere alcohol, I’d not be here at all.
So tell me, why should it be true?
That I got six months, not dry school…
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