Caption Contest
·
Thursday, January 17, 2008
·
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Pirates off the coast of Somalia get on board with the Ron Paul Revolution.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
* Best I can figure, we’re either over Mogadishu, or Detroit.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
You Best Call A Plumber Because this Floater’s Not Going Down Without A Fight.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Oh the humanity!”
My wife saw one of these over central Florida a few weeks ago. Who knew Ron Paul had his own air force.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Hey, what flag is that down there?”
“That’s the new flag of South Carolina, sir.”
“Oh. I liked the old one better.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Definition For Helium and Ron Paul are Similar
(A Non Reactive, Inert, Noble Gas.)
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Looming Bunion
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Now We Know Why Ron Paul Wanted To Repeal The Gas Tax.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
” This Is What $500,000 Dollars Will Buy You.”
( A Bag Of Gas With A Note Attached )
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ron Paul denied knowing whose hot air was bearing his name.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
OH!!… The HUMANITY!!!!!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ron Paul publicizes plans for “new” U.S. military when elected.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Today A “Revolution” Tomorrow A “Yellow Submarine”
(Get Your “Ticket To Ride.”)
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
No wonder he talks funny…. It’s the Helium!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ron Paul promises “lighter than air” burden of government.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Never trust a lofty politician with two first names.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
(Over loudspeaker) “We are blimp. Your assets will be assimilated. Resistance to Ron Paul is futile.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
In the higher resolution picture you can actually see Paul filling the balloon by giving a speech.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The perfect symbol for Ron Paul.
No substance, full of hot air, gets blown around by every wind that comes along, thinks he’s above everyone else.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The harbinger of the revolution has a very wide turning radius.
I predict Ron’s campaign will go over like a lead zeppelin – Keith Moon
Just like that liberal Ron Paul to use campaigning techniques not endorsed by the founding fathers.
The truth behind why Ron Paul doesn’t insist on his donations being in gold … the zeppelin can’t lift the extra weight.
The Ron Paul zeppelin flies unhindered … if you’re not tacking flak, you aren’t over the target.
Of course after the election, he gets to keep the zeppelins.
So Hillary is spewing green house gases from her private campaign jet and Ron is taking a low carbon foot print with the zeppelin.
Yes Ron, I’m sure it is cheaper, and I agree that other countries would find the US a lot less frightening with this as our primary armament, but I really think the B-2 is a better bomber.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It’s probably appropriate that the aircraft of choice to represent Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign is the Warthog.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Michael beat me to it.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The tower has informed me that the revolution will be delayed. They are working to get us in as soon as possible. Thank you.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hindenburg II
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Oh, LOOK! It’s the Mother ship! The Mother ship is coming to take us home to Ixglamadu!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Ron Paul Revolution: So obnoxious that it is even trying to outshine the Hindenburg’s notoriety for going down in flames.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
1) The photo’s obviously been photoshopped and the blimp turned 90 degrees, from straight down to horizontal..
2) Heh, this proves where Ron Paul’s tactics in getting elected will fail. Where do you see blimps? NASCAR races and the beach. We all know who NASCAR fans shall vote for, and do you think the beach-goers are going to spend their time to vote instead of getting high?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Micheal beat me to it too! I didn’t see it at first.Mea culpa!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Methane from bat shit powered?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Of course we all know that weird backwards “E” is to avoid including “evolution” in his platform.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
At least the Hindenberg managed to cross an ocean before it crashed and burned.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The replacement of the death star was missing some qualities of the original.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ceti sees it too, but they’re as confused as we are. And here’s the thing; It’s slowing down….
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Yes….children of the kool-aid…..its an ill-wind that blows today…..
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
* Release the attack woodpeckers!
* “Okay, so hydrogen was a bad choice– ” — Hindenberg…. “Hey, I’ve got an idea… let’s run our cars on Hydrogen!!!” -Ron Paul
* Oh, my God… they’re TURKEYS!!!!! -Les Nessman
* Wow! Are those Tie Fighters?
* (Yelling) “CHEER UP, HARVEY!!! THE PARACHUTE COMPANY SAYS YOU’LL GET A FULL REFUND!!!!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Commander in Sheik Caption Contest…
U.S. President George Bush has been kissing a lot of sheiks lately while on a middle eastern love fest, but what do you think of this photo?
Welcome to the Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits, where everyone enjoys a peck on the sheik.
C…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Look, there’s that Good Year blimp. Get ready for attack! If I don’t win this election, we can always cover sports events.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Weekend Caption Contest…
Rodney shouts, “Oh, the humanity!”…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Too late, Rodney realized the concept art for his garage band’s album cover was too obscure.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It is Balloon!
(OFTR)
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
With apologies to the Beatles:
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don’t you know that you can count me out
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right
all right, all right…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
My bad, I thought it said “RuPaul Revolution.” well, to be fair, that makes more sense.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The State of Carolina black flags Ron Paul and orders him out of the race.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Float like a butterfly, sting like a …, um …, a stingy thing.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Pirates of the Carribean 4: The Curse of the Interminable 2008 Presidential Election
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Pirates of the Amphibian was always Ron Paul’s favorite ride.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Now We Know How Ron Paul’s Getting The Nitrous Oxide Into His Rallies.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
A 21th Century Political Campaign Ran With 19th Century Technology.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
All Dr. Evil wanted was a blimp with “lasers” attached and for Number 2 to spell his name correctly. Alas, he could get neither.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ron Paul’s campaign has broken free from its moorings in South Carolina.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] honorable mentions in the OTB Caption Contest. A little unusual, to have three in one contest. Still, I suppose it’s a natural result of [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Can we secede again just until these candidates leave the state?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0