Caption Contest
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Monday, March 3, 2008
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“Obama took Texas AND OHIO!?!?!?!?!…the race is JUST BEGINNING!!!”
“AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH….there’s a snake….on the plane….”
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“Bill said WHAAAAAT ? ? ! ! !”
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Home Alone 4: The Day After The Election
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Hillary’s recurring nightmare: flying in coach!
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Helloooo … anybody there?
No … just us Obama voters.
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Yodelling in the canyon? (I’ll pass … Thanks for the offer though).
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So’s your mother Obama…oop’s are we still on camera..?
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Hillary channels her inner Andrea McArdle …
The sun’ll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There’ll be sun!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You’re always
A day
A way!
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Conductor, how long does it take to get a double martini in this place?
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Bill, did you just say ‘stewardess’ and mile high wings’ in the same sentence?
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OK now … everybody form a circle:
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!
Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around.
Now put your tongue in,
And your tongue out,
Tongue in,
And Blblblblbl!
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Hillary! gets her first viewing of “Bilbo Does Dallas,” an underground cult favorite.
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Lohan’s re-creation of the “Last Sitting” was wildly popular; Hillary’s re-rendition of Munch’s “Die Schrie” – - not so much.
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Just another damn liberal.
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“Put your tray tables and votes into their original and upright positions …”
“We’re going down! And remember! Your rain slicker doubles as a flotation device.”
“An election? That’s where a whole bunch of people come together and vote for a person or thing, but that’s not important right now.”
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Stupid liberals on a plane.
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HEY PUTIN !!! I NEED MORE ADVICE HERE!!!
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“Where’s my secretary….Billlllll!”
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Gimme an H
Gimme an I
Gimme an L
Give me another L
Gimme an A
Gimme an R
Gimme a Y
What does it spell?
L O S E R
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You want to hear my Jim Morrison impression?
Sure … no problem
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes…again
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
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Hillary: Oh, no! I’m going to be home alone again!
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I got your super delegates right here! (grabs crotch)
And the horse you rode in on Obama!
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“AAAAAannnnd here ladies and gentlemen is what you get when you shave the silver fox into a runway and get out of your campaign limousine in a Brittney-esque manner”
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“now check this one out…HEY BARACK, YOUR MOMMA IS SOOO FAT that when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate”
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Snake on a plane.
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Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., talks about the decor in the rear of her campaign plane…
“Can you hear me now?”
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Teacher! Teacher! Not Fair! Obama’s sitting in the FRONT of the bus!. He’s supposed to sit in the back of the bus!!
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“..yeah, I get asked all the time by casual bystanders if Barack is really a black man. In fact, after the last debate we were both standing at a urinal and he was about to zip up and I yelled “HEY, B-MO, DON’T FORGET TO COIL THAT THANG UP LEST IT WILL GET TANGLED IN YOUR ZIPPER”…that’s what I said”
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The Scream (21st century edition)
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Hillary sings her Super Tuesday 2 song. To the tune of “Eyes of Texas.”
Hillary’s eyes are upon you,
On Super Tuesday.
Hillary’s eyes are upon you,
Votes better go her way.
Do not think you can escape them,
Voters in Ohio and Texas.
Hillary’s eyes are upon you,
You don’t want to get her mad!
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Obama, and MoveOn and Dean, Oh, My!
Obama, and MoveOn and Dean, Oh, My!
Obama, and MoveOn and Dean, Oh, My!
Obama, and MoveOn and Dean, Oh, My!
Obama, and MoveOn and Dean, Oh, My!
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Crowd: “If there’s something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?”
Hillary: (Ghostbusters)
“If there’s something weird
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna call?”
Hillary: (Ghostbusters)
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Wolverine!
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1) Suuuuueeeeee! (Hillary’s pig call immitation wasn’t going to win her any votes in Ohio.)
2) Superdelegates on a plane.
3) Bill, you’re in luck! The giant behind me does like gladiator movies.
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Hillary reacts to seeing a tape of her stint on Saturday Night Live.
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Hillary reverting back to her Woodstock years…
“Gimme an ‘F’….”
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Hillary yodeling: “Ri-co-la!”
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“Negative Ads? Moi???”
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Listen up, Monica, no Lincoln bedroom sleepovers for you.
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Watch it. Hillary has PMS.
(Political Message Shouter)
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Man in gray sweater – “Move along lady, we’re trying to take our picture here.”
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“I see dead people… oh wait, that’s just my campaign.”
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Hillary: “Quick we need another minority, we don’t have enough Hispanics in frame!”
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OHIO!!!!!!
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And for my deaf friends:
I HAVE THIRTY FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE.
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BILL!!!! Put you pants back on! That’s not why it’s called the “cockpit”!
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Hey, Obama! I just kicked your ass in Ohio! How do you like them apples?
Hey, McCain! You and me-right?
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Not Leno…Ferguson! Because he’s funnier! He does THIS with his hands.
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No…seriously…I took Texas!
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Not the taco…the sirloin burger!
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Ollie-ollie ox in free!
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“Klaatu, barada, nikto.”(The Day the Earth Stood Still)
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“You Pulitzer Prize Dummy!”
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