Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Waiting for the Roadrunner to happen by
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Casting call for the Dalai Double.
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In its latest effort to stamp out Tibetan dissent, China has decreed that Buddhist monks must serve as traffic cones.
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Hey, follow the other guys. I am just going to take a leak.
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The new Prius from Toyota, at your local dealer now. With class leading 40 mpbo (miles per bowl, oatmeal). Available in red, vermillion, burgundy, and cardinal.
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Though she loudly exclaimed: come back!. The superdelegates answered Hillary, using only their feet.
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the journey of a thousand miles ……
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Race fans got quite a surprise at this year’s running of the Daytona 500. The first since President Obama took office in January.
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I see red people. They’re everywhere.
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Being a big hitter, the Dalai Lama uses a lot of forecaddies.
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Imagine there’s no oil,
I wonder if you can.
Only backbreaking toil,
Like ancient Kaffiristan.
Imagine all the people,
On subsistence diets.
You may say I’m a dreamer,
But I’m not the only one.
Someday you’ll be forced to join us,
In Year Zero we’ll live as one.
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Multitalented Obama merges vacation, drama and campaign by starring in the remake of The Robe.
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March of the reincarnated.
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How many Buddhist Monks does it take to change a streetlamp?
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Christo and the superdelegates
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Zen question: Do Buddhist roses search for a vase?
Zen question: 10 Buddhists monks a-walking. Which day of Christmas is it?
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Final Zen question: What is the sound of ten Buddhists walking?
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Isn’t it supposed to be a red CARPET?
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Pacifists and they wear bright red robes to distinguish themselves from the rest of the population. China sure picked a good religion to crack down on.
The road to enlightenment … Stuckys at the next exit.
Don’t you just hate it when there is a traffic jam on the road to enlightenment?
Road rage Tibetan style … I’m seeing red.
At first people thought it strange for the Chinese government to import foreign cultural events, unfortunately it is now clear why China wanted to import the running of the bulls to Tibet.
So your saying the monks are like Scotsmen wearing kilts only more so? I guess it would cut down on laundry bills.
Oh great. First time I get out of the monastery since winter started and everyone else is wearing the exact same thing.
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* Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all you monks ever think about?
* “Another group of Buddhist monks protesting the helmet law.”
* Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A: A person who is as 10 with the universe.
* If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him.–Zen Buddhist saying
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Get your (biofuel) motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Elmo desperately gasped for air after awakening from a horrific dream. And seeing the world as it would be, with Al Gore as Secretary of Transportation.
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The 2008 Bejing Olympics feature a ‘summer biathalon’ demonstration event that combines the marathon and shooting Tibetan monks.
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Oh you’ll take the high road and
I’ll take the low road,
And I’ll be in Tibet afore ye …
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Death Race 2008, Beijing.
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Now that Bhutan is a republic, King Wangchuck, I think you would have been better off taking that job selling insurance.
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Oh shut up and keep walking. Lhasa wasn’t all that great. Besides, we have to reach India before the monsoon begins.
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Annnddd they’re offfff…..
It’s Dalai Lama jumping out to an early lead follow by Dalai Lama ,Dalai Lama ,and Dalai Lama, with Dalai Lama moving up on the outside as they go into the first turn.
And oh, dear, Dalai Lama has blown out a sneaker, and has landed in the ditch surrounding the first turn. We hope the Dalai Lama is not injured, but the radar guns say he WAS doing over 80mph at the time of the sneaker failure.
(Color guy) Have you ever had a sneaker blow out on YOU at 80mph, Nigel?
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Zen, Zen, Zen (sung to the Mazda theme)
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Uh oh, somebody fed the monks after midight.
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SpartansTibetans! Prepare for glory!Helpful or Unhelpful:
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Tibetan monks prepare the Olympic Torchbearer Gauntlet
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Enlightenment always seems to be just around the next corner.
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Tibetans flocked to the polls when they discovered their votes counted as much as those of Democrat voters in Florida and Michigan.
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Typical red people.
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Got monk?
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That’s me, myself, and my ego.
China’s version of the Avon 3 Day Walk.
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Dang blane Oriental drivers!
The Men Without a Car.
Tony Shalhoub loses his mind.
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I know parked our bus near here.
Two contact lenses? No one loses two contact lenses!
Fortunately, only one man turned into a pillar of salt.
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The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
Ive seen that road before
It always leads me here
Lead me to you door
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Tibetan monks union local 2435 called for a strike against the Chinese government for bad working conditions. Since any sign of protesting is not allowed the union head of the Monastery sent them home.
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Tibetco road, the monk version of the German Autobahn, is flooded with weary travelers. Additional traffic cams will soon be in place to help identify speeders.
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seeing red.
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seeing red
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“The Chinese government has red books, we have red togas, why can’t we get along? I and my fellow monks walk in search of an answer.”
The running of the monks.
He lost his contacts somewhere over there…
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Rodney Dill shows his Buddhist nature….
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Many search for the Path to Nirvana; but it is a trip one must take alone.
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Limbaugh’s Operation Chaos continues as his Legions cross over to vote in Democrat primaries.
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Well these sandals are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these sandals are gonna walk all over you ….
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By the time I get to Phoenix she’ll be rising
She’ll find the note I left hangin’ on her door
She’ll laugh when she reads the part that says I’m leavin’
‘Cause I’ve left that girl so many times before ….
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A street John Dillinger would NEVER go down.
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“The Chinese will never come this way.”
“Want Tibet?”
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In San Francisco today, zoo officials announced the escape of nearly a dozen Monks, from their enclosure. Police warned local residents to stay inside, and hide any incense, daisies or herbal tea.
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Fitness the movie.
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“Camos Optional….Good Luck Grasshopper.”
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when ya gotta go
ya gotta go
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So what you’re saying, Elmo is that LKee Hazelwood and Jimmy Webb are reincarnated now, as Monks?
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