Caption Contest
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
The Jihadi next generation sea way mine helmet is modeled at the spring Nuisance and Terror dinner event. Optional snorkel kit and Snell rating are not required.
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* with these spikes gowing out of her head, the helmet was a tough one to fit.
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Yes Overlord Giga, we have received your instructions. We await November, when we vote for Obama.
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The “oral sex” version of a chastity belt.
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The studies are in: even with enhanced reception, the average democrat can’t figure out what the hell Hillary is talking about.
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The new image for the TV network “Spike” proved almost as popular an image as as the TidyBwl man.
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Horny SLF seeks generou$$$ older man.
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Tin foil no longer porvides adequate protection from the electromagnetic waves, must use bronze!
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Spikey hair and a new face surely makes Hillary more appealing to youth.
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Taking a few shots at this one:
(a) Despite the best efforts of the fashion world, the “Sputnik look” never took off.
(b) It’s 3am and your children look stupid.
(c) And if you’re impressed by the sea urchin hat, just wait until you see the barnacle bra.
(d) North Korean military crash helmet ensures the maximum sacrifice to the nation: if the crash doesn’t kill you, the helmet will.
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What do you mean you just ran out of boarding passes?
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ROLLERBALL II: The Women’s Revenge
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Bosnia’s version of The Statue of Liberty left much to be desired.
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The NFL’s efforts to both revive flagging audiences and extend the franchise to Europe were put on display today on the Milan runways…
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Russell T. Davies steals from Spock’s Brain in his latest script to create the first female Doctor.
(Yes, the obscure geeky entry this week–but that was pretty much the first thing that came to mind, so there it is, even if I am in the only one who gets the refs…).
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The Curlinator
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As much as I hate to agree with her, you have to admit she’s got a point.
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“What are we gonna do tonight Brain???”
Y’ Pinky, We’re gonna make the perfect Democrat candidate, and try and take over the world..hahahahahaha!!
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So many antennae. So little bandwith.
Say again, Amelia Earhart. Say again…your signal is breaking up. Amelia? Is that you?
The jihadi bonnet for suicide bombers, designed by Ayahtollah I’mgonnakillya, was introduced at Iran’s Fashion Week in Tehran.
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Rollerball takes on an even harder, meaner edge.
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The new Truth Detector 3000 was quickly becoming a hit at big tent meetings where Sen. Clinton was scheduled to speak.
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With the aid of her Moonbattery Interception Helmet, she was able to learn about the John Yoo torture memo that went undiscussed at Instapundit, the Corner, OTB, etc.
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Although the rods were six inches longer than specified by the designer, the model did not seem to notice or care as they were pounded into the helmet to the correct external length.
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While it was of some use in warding off paparazzi, it did nothing to help Britney’s custody battle in the courts.
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Charlie Weis’ idea for helmets that would help Notre Dame’s defense tackle better were not all that well received.
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Hamas in Hebron celebrated the latest in Arab fashion at their Annual Spring Fashion Show, where Quassam Rockets were a big “hit.”
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Melbourne’s KoolAid drinkers have vowed to wear their “endangered Sea Urchin” headgear until Al Gore personally comes down under to save them.
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Al-Qaeda codpiece for suicide bomber dickheads.
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The latest medical studies have shown that Botox migrates from the face to the brain. But, I knew that from when Kerry ran for President.
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Pinhead claims to have a magic box.
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“No, no, no, I said gracefully, like an impala, not an impaler.”
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Sure, fashion is all fun and games — until someone puts an eye out.
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Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark.
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It’s not easy being a superdelegate this year.
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Can you hear me now?
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The producers of the next live-action Flintstones movie capitalize on the “Hot Terminator” craze by introducing a female Great Gazoo.
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Donovan McNabb stated publicly that to be competitive in the 2008 season the Eagles would have to acquire a top quality receiver.
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A recommended helmet for a bad hair day.
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And when we landed on Jupiter …. there were blasts of laser fire everywhere. We had to run from the spaceship to the rover.
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Aren’t you curious who you’re compatible with? Log onto eHarmony.com today … and find your perfect match.
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Heaven’s Gate …. the sequel.
Quit smoking and lose weight at the same time, with Ronco’s new Nic-Arrest 120v
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Superdelegates headed to Denver, are making preparations for a protracted floor fight.
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After a six week hiatus, Ron Paul returns to the campaign trail.
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In 2007 there was the outrageous lie that she had been brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment by conservatives. Now Randi Rhodes of Air America has been suspended after going off the deep end yet again with a foul-mouthed screed against Hillary and Ferraro.
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Obama continues to learn that some endorsements require very careful handling: “Hanoi” Jane Fonda’s is just the latest example.
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“That’s my wife. She wears it when I don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell.”
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I just got tired of my boyfriend grabbing my ears.
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Rodney breaks out the tin helmet….
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Debbie Stabenow Caption Contest…
Would you cheat on this woman? Well of course you would cheat on Democrat Debbie Stabenow, the U.S. Senator from Michigan. She is a liberal feminist who bears a typical resemblance to her dog. Her husband Tom Athans did it for $150. He was arrested…
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New FIOS Customers beta test the new antenna.
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Beware, Padawan, or the Light Saber Helmet will escort you down the Dark Side with unopposable power. You will strike down all who oppose you, and all who would befriend you. Only Yoda has evaded the instant death this devious weapon brings.
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The Great Gazoo is somewhat more attractive than I remember.
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My grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.
Get all of your narcolepsy supplies at Boudray’s today!
Batteries not included.
Some asembly required.
Not recommended for men over seventy years of age, or with a history of heart disease.
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I’d like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love
grow apple trees and honey bees
and snow white turtle doves
I’d like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony
I’d like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company
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“Hi. Welcome to Google. Meet our mainframe.”
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Do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
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Kucinich Girl rulz!
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“Yes, I am a Democrat, why do you ask?”
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