Caption Contest
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
I’ve been saving this one for a while, just thought it looked funny.
(Jesenicke’ Kameny)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Overall, a disappointing round by the Australian team on the Throw-The-Man-Onto-The-Rock event.
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“Fly! Be free!”
[SPLAT!]
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Worshipers at The Rock god were brought to a state of ecstasy by the unexplained “Vision” before their eyes.
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Okay, “Russel Crowe on a Rock” just isn’t as hot as “Paris Hilton on a Car.”
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Weeks after his plane crash on this unknown island, his passengers already cannibalized by the inhabitants, Ricky tries desperately, and in vain, to escape his fate.
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Next on Fox, when treehuggers go bad….
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Next season, “American Idol” takes a disturbing turn.
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Stop trying to use “the force” and get me down!
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Two cult members are pictured worshipping at the Crack of Don.
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Randy’s attempt to impregnate Gaia was met with approval from the masses, indifference from the rock.
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“Son, when I told you to foster passion for something and wrap yourself around it, uhhhh, I didn’t mean this. Come down, we’ll talk.”
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* “Do you know you have beautiful eyes?”
“Get off my face.”
(Nod to the movie “Ice Age”)
* (TV sports announcers)
“Oohh, great jump, Dan”
“Ooh, yeah, Smith was right on the nose with THAT Jump, Phil.”
* “Hang on, I’ve found the rope, Mr. Frodo!”
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John’s attempt to recreate Mt Rushmore’s Washington was written off as a failure when he finally realized Washington’s chin was not quite so weak as he’d originally thought.
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Friends below: “Robert its just Newsweek. No one reads them anyway, let alone notices their mis-steps. So come back down, we can work through this together.”
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Randy begins to think that he should have gone to see a doctor about his elephantiasis before now.
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One liberal just could not say goodbye…
as the last remaining statue of former
senator “sheets” byrd was torn down.
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The wrong rock, at the wrong place, at the right time.
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* Tom tried to keep the relationship going, but in the end, decided that she was cold as stone.
* Jack, of course was regarded as a rock-climbing God….
* Boy, gang, you should see the size of the eye goober…
* It was at that point that Herb’s weigh counter-balanced the rock, and it rolled forward, over both him and the worshipers.
* Ya know, if this guy didn’t have an acne problem, I’d have nothing to hang onto…
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This is why you don’t tell retards to go get stoned.
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Just another reason why women are better rock climbers than men.
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Is that a chisel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Luv U like IRAQ
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“For the last time, honey, I’m not lost, and we don’t need to stop and ask directions.”
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Sisyphus appreciated the offers but, as he tried to explain, he works solo.
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Not visible in this photo is anhother climber, who is unfortunately caught between a rock and … Steve.
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Todd was gratified he had attached his colostomy bag. This was one day when it was sure to come in handy.
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“I got a rock….”
(Nod to Charlie Brown Halloween)
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And after being tossed onto the rock, Johnnie’s voice was never quite the same.
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After two years under the warm gaze of Rapa Nui on Easter Island, anthropologist Jack Stone finally couldn’t help himself.
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Michael’s goiter was larger than the doctors had anticipated.
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