Caption Contest
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Even though it was a city ordinance, no one dared to tell them to “Keep off the Grass”.
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Joe: With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we’re going to be using aliases on this job.Here are your names…
Joe: Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. Pink, and Mr. Gray.
Mr. Pink: Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Tell you what, let me be Mr. Red. That sounds good to me. I’m Mr. Red.
Joe: You’re *not* Mr. Red. Somebody from another job’s Mr. Red. You’re Mr. Pink!
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If we assume they are all 40 year old virgins, that’s 160 years between them. Like, that’s in Civil War times…
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Russian invasion forces: “…dang…these Georgians watch too much western television…”
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Russian forces: “…uhhhh…do we have updated maps to this joint?. Looks like we are going to do battle with a Renaissance festival. The joust is cool though”.
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Eventually, Chad Vader’s past caught up to him.
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The top four winners in the beekeeper’s fashion contest approach the runway.
This photo was taken just seconds before the itching powder started working.
Neither of the four candidates appear to have looked like past presidents.
The four top substitute teachers in East LA. step forward to collect their awards.
Passerbys sensed it was to be a rough and tough poker game.
The last four smokers in the world went outside for their smoke break.
No one dared ask, “boxers or briefs?”
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Bobba and the Fett-tones are in da house.
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No, no, I called you guys CLOWNS, not….
Oh, nevermind.
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Hillary’s Florida delegates decided that they would seat themselves ….
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Stardate 8/26/2008; Captain’s Log: We arrived in an elevated hamlet known as Denver. And were promptly greeted by a welcoming party, who then escorted us to their Princess Pelosi. Where for eight hours, she read passages to us, from her new book.
Later, their King Obama …..
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Rice, Bush, Sarkozy and Cheney showed up to save Georgia. Protocol : Cheney goes first. His weapon must shoot blanks.
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Green Bay prepares to take the field against Favre.
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It is finally decided to enforce the “pooper-scooper” laws in the parks.
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Hillary supporters arrive at the convention, prepared to make demands!
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Frustrated GM robots decide to go after that little B*ast*rd from Honda!
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After diplomacy fails with Iran. President Obama pulls out all the stops, and challenges Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollahs …. to Super Soakers at twenty paces.
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1. Steel plate beekeeper outfits proved a bad idea.
2. The solution to the problem of glare from the outfits proved easy, but the choice of colors was not inspired.
3. All firefighting personnel, be aware that boba fetts will strongly resist any attempt to be used as a fire hydrant.
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Okay, Warren, Andrew, Johnathon, you go around back…I’ll take the front. If anyone even looks like Buffy or the Scooby gang, take them out.
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Gay-dar up and running…let’s be FABulouuuuuusssss.
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Unable to re-implement the so-called “Fairness Doctrine”, Leftists try another approach.
A very special SWAT team heads for Radley Balko’s house.
Conservative bloggers on their way to the Democrat convention.
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Well, Georgia did say they would welcome military aid from any quarter.
This is why third party candidates aren’t taken seriously in this country.
You know what they say about a Boba Fett impersonator. The bigger the gun, the smaller the man.
Friends don’t let friends talk them into wearing costumes.
So what is the bride going as? Jabba the Hutt.
The time spent making the costumes was greater than the total screen time for the character. Even if you count all 27 times the have each seen the nine movies.
First the supreme court declares it is an individual right to bear arms and now this. If you can’t see the slippery slope as you are sliding down it, don’t be surprised at the landing.
Forget same sex marriages. I want to know where the candidates stand on costume theme marriages.
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Boba, Jango, Harpo, and Bozo
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“These aren’t the nerds you’re looking for.”
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Hillary’s superdelegates feel they “don’ need no stinkin’ badges!”
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Oil company CEOs prepare to defend their profit margins during Senate hearings.
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It is better to rule in Heller than serve in Heaven.
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Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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“I’m Death. That’s Famine in red, Pestilence in brown, and, um, the other one. Sorry, what was your name again?”
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Better to reign in Heller, then serve in Heav’n.
(That’s the actual Paradise Lost quote. Sorry for the confusion.)
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Like Diddy said, vote for Obama or die.
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Olympic light saber finalists break for lunch.
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The bride began to realize, with a slowly deepening horror, that a “Mandalorian wedding” wasn’t quite the Venetian wonder she had envisioned.
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But in their minds, they thought of themselves as *booty* hunters . . .
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RED: So then she says, “Does this utility belt harness make my ass look fat?”
TAN: Oh I hate that. What did you do?
RED: I said, “You’d better go with the cape.”
BLUE 1: Oh man, you are so not getting laid tonight.
BLUE 2: Yeah, you don’t say.
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Blue 1: Did you see her?
Blue 2: Yeah, I saw her.
Blue 1: Omigawd!
Blue 2: Yeah, I know.
Blue 1: Omigawd, I mean only a slut wears red armor to a *wedding*.
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Silly Georgians …
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Barak Obama’s national security force, all 4 of them that joined.
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Still determined to get Obama’s nuts, Jesse Jackson ups the ante.
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Police in Beijing bring out the big guns after foreigners protested against violating human rights.
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Bill Clinton, Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson, and John Edwards, arrive together in Dallas, for the regional Promise Keepers conference.
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After realizing that arming teachers was not enough, the school board opted for full body armor, too.
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Swimmers model the Anti-Terror Swimwear for the 2012 London Olympics.
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