Caption Contest
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)
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Clinton- Root canal huh?
Biden- Yeah, he said he could heal me. What about you?
Clinton- He said he could bring pantsuits back in vogue.
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* To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga!
* OK, I’ll see your $4400 and raise you the rest.
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Clinton thought bubble: “what if I run and can’t get the nomination?…if not me, WHO??”
Biden thought bubble: “I was borned to be…a coalminers son…raised on a hill in…scrappy Scranton”
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H: What do you wanna do?
J: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
H: I dunno, what do YOU wanna do?
J: I dunno, what do YOU wanna do?
H: We could go plot our revenge.
J: …
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Upon hearing the Bill Clinton and Jill Biden were an item…
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Biden thought bubble: “Sumbitch, can we get someone to turn the heat up in here????…i’m freezin’ my ass off”
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Sitting next to Hillary, Biden’s thoughts travel down dark, ominous pathways, wondering if he, too, will now be added to the Clinton Hit List.
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Biden: “So what did you get for your ‘nomination by acclamation’ speech? Your 18 Million campaign debt retired?”
Clinton: “No… I got my parking validated.”
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Biden, “What’s a nine letter word for deserted?”
Hillary, “I believe ‘discarded’ would work.”
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Look at those fools enjoying the moment. This party is in complete shambles and they don’t even know it.
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Dazed and Confused.
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Biding her time. Biden, his time.
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Do you know me? I used to be a candidate for President of the United States ….
It wasn’t me! (who cut the cheese).
Biden desperately tries to hold back the nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
See no evil.
Speak no evil
(Out of frame) .. Hear no evil
Bored …. Biden moves his finger rapidly up and down over his lips, while blowing: ‘putt putt putt putt … I’m a motorboat!’
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The secret to Obama’s remarkable charisma was revealed: he sucks the life out of those who oppose him.
B: Maybe it’s the flag lapel pin. If I just hadn’t worn it during the primaries.
C: Maybe it’s the flag lapel pin. If I jjust had worn it during the primaries.
Two minds, one thought: Why him and not me.
I blame Bush.
C: I really don’t see why Bill likes to screw around with others so much. I mean, this has to be the worst date I have been on.
B: The force is strong with the clean one.
C: But I am the drone that they are looking for.
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“There must be a song for this.”
“How about We Shall Overcome?”
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Greek columns …. movie stars. Hey Hillary, what say we blow this taco stand?
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Biden: “I wonder if that pantsuit comes in my size?”
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* Obviously, the crowd went wild when Obama entered the room.
* Two signs what you’ve got going is a Maalox Moment
* Did you hear the one about the shepherd who got fired for falling asleep during inventory?
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How do we tell Bill?
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One of these two will be happy if Obama wins the election.
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Their outfits match the states they’re rooting for.
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Biden’s thought bubble: Uh, oh! Viagra’s kicking in.
Biden to Hillary: Say Hillary, would you mind doing me a favor….?
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Clinton: I wish that was me…
Biden: I wish I where her 10 months ago…
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Shared thought bubble: “That should be ME up there!”
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Biden: Sniff, This doesn’t smell like Larry Craig. Who was that in the next stall I wonder…
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C: Which kid is yours?
B: Mine’s the good looking, articulate kid. And you?
C: Why he’s the handsome young man in the corner over there… WILLIAM JEFFERSON, you pull your pants up right now. Sheesh if I had a 3 dollar bill for every time that’s happened.
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Frick, Frack, and … (Barack).
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Did you hear the one about the teenage Governor’s daughter? Come on Hill … cheer up, you can run again when you’re sixty four (cue Beatles).
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