Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 15, 2005
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Hey, don’t we look cool under a black lite!
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The Zebra vampires prepare for the first full moon in Zimbabwe.
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I swear that this is exactly what I saw, shortly after I finished that bottle of Tequila.
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If you paste this picture on an empty cd disc and play it backward……
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George Bush hates black people.
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Tired of aliens being just humans with ridges on their foreheads, Paramount upped the ante in Star Trek with a new alien race with large ridged lips.
‘I for one welcome our new insect overlords’
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Is going “blackface” racist if you are already black?
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Things have really gone downhill in the 14th Parish of New Orleans.
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This mutation would not have occurred if Smirky McHiltlerHaliburton*Bush would have signed the Kyoto Protocol and stopped Global Warming!
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The UN Peacekeeping Force’s new dental outreach program has had mixed results.
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At a recent Medical convention, Dr. Zimnandu and his staff demonstrated the recent advancements in Breast Feeding
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Kos’ plan to desteroy the Dem. Leadership Council is revealed: Zombie Zebra Men!
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The whole “body modification” trend in NYC is getting a little out of control I think.
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“It’s GOOD to be King of the Pinchin’ Bug people!
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This is the new design submitted by co-designers Al Sharpton and Jackson Jackson for the new Flight 93 memorial entitled – “Let’s Roll”
(If you don’t pick this post – you will be subjected to a long, hot, summer and we will boycott your blogsite.)
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Experts were skeptical of how well the U.S. Army’s new camouflage pattern would work in a desert setting.
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Said Frank (2nd from right): “Ok, now try to whistle.”
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It was something of an understatement to say that the students at Jones High School (Houston) were not prepared for the cultural differences their new friends brought into the classroom. The harsh mandibles would later send three to a nearby hospital.
And still no debit cards!
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“Table For Four, Please.”
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KISS has a new make-up man!
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The Senate Judiciary Committee prepares for another day of roasting the nominee.
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So how did Michael Jackson manage to go white?
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News item: Mozambique
Remote Limpopo river tribe claims their unique teeth were the models for the early American west’s divining rods.
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Kuma: Yes, it is true, Zebu, I do have a very large abcess growing from my mouth, but I do have good news.
Zebu: What’s that, Kuma?
Kuma: I’ve just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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“We have just a few more questions for you, Judge Roberts.”
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It’s the prophecy!
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Dr. Do I haaave to wear these braces?
Proof that braces don’t always make you look like a nerd…sometimes they make you look like a dork.
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Show them my motto!
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Sorry I can’t resist these so…
If you think we look frightful, you should see our tooth fairy!
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Some anthropologists actually credit the Mambi peoples with the intial discovery of modern tooth implant procedures, by experimenting with the common warthog.
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Though they were full grown themselves, the boys were always mortified whenever their dad’s false teeth popped out at inappropriate times.
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Liberals dawn their battle regalia for 2006.
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“The CBS Evening News With *click* *pop* *grunt* *urrrr* *thak*”
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Brother from another phylum.
“What are you lookin’ at?”
Kojo thought to himself, “Only six more weeks until I defend my apple bobbing title for the 38th straight year.”
“I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.”
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Because of Janju’s clear lack of dental work, Uku, Daku, and Taewoo were all correctly convinced they had a British spy in their midst.
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“They don’t sound like beatles to me.”
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Encouraged by her presidential son, a contrite Barbara Bush throws a Roots party at the Houston Astrodome.
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I wish they’d hurry up and turn on the ultra violet light – I’m starting to feel stupid.
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The Kudai tribes tracking the tribal secretary who got drunk last night with a case of white-out nearby!
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Bob: Oh no, we have been captured and are about to be eaten by cannibals. Why are you smiling?
Jim: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
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Hours after falling asleep at the frat party, they still didn’t find Bob’s prank funny….
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Zui men dance at the funeral of one of their own tribesmen shot and skinned by a poacher, who claimed that he mistook him for a zebra.!
Joke; I’ve seen a c-cup bra and a d-cup bra ,but I can’t imagine a Z -bra! (sorry!)
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Like Nietzsche says, “And if you gaze for long into an abcess, the abcess gazes also into you.”
Gabor, the village dentist, pulled out his Blackberry and called the Lexus dealer, informing him to go ahead and order the LX 2006 — fully loaded.
See, I told you GM corn was a bad idea.
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Emmel grew weary of hearing people say, “Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark.”
“Poor ole Kawliga, he never got a kiss,
Poor ole Kawliga, he don’t know what he missed.”
And all the girlies day I’m pretty fly for a guy with lobster mandibles in the place where everyone else has teeth.
A still inadvertently released from Oliver Stone’s 9/11 movie which is still in pre-production. Even Oliver’s friends concede they aren’t sure where he’s going with this one.
Senator Schumer: “I have one final question for Judge Roberts, is this unconstitutional?”
Senator Feinstein: “And how do you feel about this, in your heart? What kind of man are you?”
The scavenger hunt was going swimingly. Amazingly, the red team had even found the lost tribe of the Amaquado Lobster people hidden in the Susskind’s basement. And then they saw the next clue: “Find three reasonable Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee”, and their hearts sunk.
“I am not an animal! I am a man! Well, except for the mandibles, anyway.”
So I’m sitting in Goldstein’s house watching the Bronco’s get their asses handed to them by Miami when I reach under the cushion and find this red pill. What the heck, I took it. About five minutes later, this dolphin, which looks suspiciously like Phillip Fulmer, wearing a tuxedo and a a baseball cap with “Reuters/CAIR” emblazoned on it steps out of the television and tells me that I have to photoshop this picture to make the black people blacker as a visual cue to demonstrate just how much George Bush really hates them. And then I turn into an Alsatian with an unquenchable hunger for armadillos singing “Thank God It’s Friday.” Everything gets really fuzzy after that.
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The CBS denied reports that they were stacking their panels with some of the most virulant cases of Bush Derangement Syndrome, saying “Look at them and tell me this is not the face of every day America”.
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Fans of the Predator movies can be found around the world …
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Darth Maul finally has some some competition.
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My grandfather visited the M’aa’lunga region of T’bkuur and all I got were these lousy pincers.
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Making an already tense situation even more contentious, Senate Democrats introduce the “Fight To The Death Against Cannibals” portion of John Robert’s judicial nomination.
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FIAT demonstrates their latest cup holders to be standard equipment in their new line of Safari” SUVs.
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“Hi! Is your daughter home?”
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“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.”
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“Eddie, darn it. I’m happy you’re making your movie and I’ll give you any props or make up you want. But my chastity belt. No! That is out of the question. Hand it over.”
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I definitely will not have what he’s having.
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Well, we were just optimising the new DSL config when Mdobo here has the bright idea to enable NAT on the wireless router as *well* as the ISA firewall, and of course that caused everything to go batshit crazy so Dbumba figured it HAD to be a virus and reinstalled the kernel – only he didn’t have the hack Mdobo’s brother Lkundu had to make yesterday for the multihomed system to get consecutive DHCP addresses, so now DNS isn’t resolving properly, and… well, long story short, we can’t get our email.
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Rashad Akhtar: “That thing in his mouth looks like a crescent to me and as a Muslim I find it offensive.”
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Candidates for “face transplants” have arrived in the US from the farthest corners of the African continent . . . demonstrating how complicated the actual procedure could be to complete successfully.
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Duna Tribe Bobsled Team
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