Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
He Pingping: “..and I get a pinched nerve in my neck on THIS day!?!?.”
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He Pingping thought bubble :”…damn, I’m out of touch with the Russian women by 1.88ft.”
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He Pingping thought bubble: “this would be so much easier if Nancy Pelosi had the gams…ewe, no drilling thoughts..”
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He Pingping: “If the girls at the infant dump could see me now!”
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He Pingping: “Hey Kobe, tell me how my a$$ taste”
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CNN has hired two new international commentators in a blatant attempt to compete with Fox’s “The Long and the Short of It” duo Pinkerton and Ratner.
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Once confidently ahead in the polls, Obama begins lashing out. And attempts to move out from under Governor Palin’s shadow.
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I shoulda known that Mongolian BBQ was gonna play hell with my bowels.
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* Ford today announced the establishment of the ‘Driving position research’ team.
* It’s apparent that Sally Smurf got into the growth hormones.
* Geez, don’t let this girl around airports, OK? Prolly get a 747 in the teeth
* Jack finally found his calling… a job suited to his unique talents…. in proctology
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As the Presidential motorcade passes by:
Svetlana: “Do you see Bush”
Pingping: “Uh, sure do.”
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Pingping: “Heh, and I thought a sky box was some expensive seating at a sporting venue…”
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Yes …. for only $28,500 you too can nibble on Arugula, and hear Babs sing out of her …..
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I guess that’s the long and the short of it.
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Long on promises, short on results.
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Wow, women go back to work so soon after giving birth, these days.
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I thought Obama was fathered by a black man. There’s something wrong here.
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Updating the 70′s “…and they keep on truckin.”
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I hired her to oversee Russia.
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Sarah Palin pops out another kid.
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… and our main event, Svetlana and her Pingping ball trick!
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Pingping: “..whoa…looks like Svetlana is for no new taxes”
(read my lips)
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He Pingping: “Beam me up, someone…please“
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She likes it when he gets mad and starts jumping up and down.
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Promoters easily adjusted to the new rules once dwarf tossing was outlawed.
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Triumph poses with Sarah Palin. No, not really, but it is a fitting metaphor for their respective accomplishments.
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Buddhism has come a long way since the days when monks sought enlightenment under fig trees.
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Move over, kid. I want to sit down.
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Talk about a happy meal under the golden arches.
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I like the part where Pingping spins the furry guitar.
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Absentmindedly, he jumped up suddenly, and it took EMS personnel 30 minutes to break the vacuum.
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Contemplating converting to Christianity, He Pingping surveys his “born again” options.
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“OK He Pingping, cut out the Jaws music imitation.”
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I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola…
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Probably more of a journey than an actual destination.
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Damned earworm
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The Forbidden Settee
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Naturally preoccupied with footwear, He was compelled to wonder why in God’s name Svetlana wears heels.
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Glease me up, woman! I’m going in!
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“I call her midi-me.”
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Even a little Wang can make a woman smile.
Steve
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Of all the days to go all Paris Hilton on me…..
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[...] Rodney Dill [...]
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It’s a big world up there.
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She was hired just for this – to keep the sun out of my eyes.
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“You look up, little buddy, and you will become the world’s smallest dead man.”
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Svetlana: “You have to be thiiiisss big to ride this ride.”
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“She was hired just for this – to keep the sun out of my eyes.”
That would be a fine lunar eclipse ;)
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- Another Kodak moment.
– And you thought the Verne Troyer video was disturbing?
– Hey! That isn’t American Gothic! You can’t fool me!
– Some days are diamonds.
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[...] Sagacity Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!) Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT TrekMedic WILLisms [...]
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THIS should have been the caption contest photo:
http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state
chsw
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Customs officers today in San Francisco, arrested a very large woman arriving from Russia. For smuggling.
I see’s a midget, I see’s a female. But I doan see no nude female midget?
For freshness you can count on, new …. Jasmine Swirl breathable panty liners.
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Eat your heart out King Kong!
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Even with a footstool Pingping’s ambition eluded his grasp.
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Fat Bastard’s cousin Tall Bastard said the same thing, “Get in mah belly!”
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Unnatural selection.
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