Caption Contest
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Monday, September 22, 2008
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/File/Marwan Naamani)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AFP/File/Marwan Naamani)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Photo find proves Obama’s early drug use worse than admitted.
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Someday, when I grow up, I’ll ride a donkey right into the whitehouse, and that ain’t hay!
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Barry, early on, was a Chia pet enthusiast
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Marley the Rastafarian donkey takes his stash to market.
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The latest Republican attack ads portray the Democrats’ “Green Policy” in a less than favorable light…
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A young, inexperienced Obama releases a trial balloon of his proposed Wall Street bale-out.
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It ain’t easy being green.
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* Since then, the practice of using a donkey as a voodoo doll has been prohibited.
* The aftermath of the Guiness Word record attempt at the largest game of “Pin the tail on the donkey”
* Jaun Valdez’s OTHER business proved even more lucerative… but never quite gained the TV popularity.
* The political leson for the day: None but a mule denies his genealogy.
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For the libwuhl in the midst of the loon’s throne, shall be their shepherd. And he shall guide them unto fountains of lysergic water, in Private Idaho. And he shall wipe away every tear from their Bush’y eyes. And he shall give unto them 52″ 1080p LCD’s …. and a library of BluRay discs. And a Prius, and a pony, a box of ….
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Oozing charm … Congressman Charlie Rangel, proudly gathers tall grass. In preparation for more salutary Palin haymakers.
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40 acres of weed and a mule?
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Now that’s rastaparations
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You eat an ear of corn and you do hard time. If the law supposes that sir, then the law is an ass.
On behalf of all democrats everywhere, let my people go from vile slavery in Egypt.
And you thought the Obama campaign was overburdened with undue expectations.
How do you get a donkey to carry such an improbable and unwieldy load? Just pile on the Bush.
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Democrats deliver another load on the back of the jackass named “Taxpayer”.
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FINALLY! A useful Chia Pet!
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I used to be a broker on Wall Street
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Somebody call for green-span??
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Looks like an uphill climb for the hedge funds!
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Transportation carrying renewable fuel source.
emission controls follow behind.
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Kid in back thinking: Memo to self, next time pull the donkey, the exhaust is killing me.
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Donkey retires from delivering Minoxidil to play with children and relax.
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Donkey retires from delivering Minoxidil to play with children and relax.
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Democrats feel the weight of the “bush” administration
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As the saying goes: His ass is grass…..
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To further what elliot said:
“Ass, grass or cash…nobody rides for free”
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A new hybrid and it’s fuel?
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Somewhere in a jail in Egypt a voice sounding suspiciously like Eddie Murphy’s can be heard repeatedly yelling, “Shrek!”
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Chia pets are a lot more comfortable to ride than the real ones.
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Young Ahmed was still trying to figure out if the grass was greener on the other side of the donkey.
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Eager to seek African answers to American problems, Obama plans to appoint his young Kenyan nephew to serve at the next juggernaut, the proposed US Department of Energy.
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The Obama boy: This is Jerusalem, right? And this is Passover, right?”
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Donkey: “Who’s the jackass sitting up there on my Bush?”
Photo of the American way of life in a post-Obama
world.
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In response to the energy crisis,genetic engineers develop”donccoli”,the vegetable that delivers itself!
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Heck, couldn’t they at least have gotten Adrian Barbeaux, for the “Swamp Thing” sequel??
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Donkey sez…. Nobody TOLD me I’d have to PICK UP all the palm leaves, damned environmentalists.
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Visions of the Future – Life in Obama’s America: Here we see a load of fresh arugula headed for Whole Foods on the back of an ass after gas prices crack the $5,000 per gallon level.
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Using the Star of Bethlehem as his guide, Ahmadinejad arrives at the U.N.. And is euphorically met with thunderous applause and deafening cheers by his panting followers …. Puff Daddy, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Michael Moore, Scarlet Johansen, Linda Rondstadt, George Clooney, David Letterman, Keith Olberman, Danny Glover, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Rosie O’Donnel, Oprah, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, Mickey Mouse, and some guy in a giant hot dog suit carrying a sign that reads: eat me.
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OK..last go for this one:
Sibling rivalry erupts on the way to market as Shaquille yells back to his brother Kobe “..hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste”
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Obama’s idea of renewable energy.
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McCain’s idea of bi-partisan work on renewable energy.
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Tonight on Fox, the team on “The Fringe” investigate how the fat guy on “Lost” managed to maintain his weight.
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Boy – “This is the worst guacomole I ever had.”
Donkey – “Me too!”
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Chia donkey!
That’s a mighty hairy ass you’ve got there.
General Motors unveils its greenest vehicle yet.
Little did I know that the genie would try to screw me when I wished for “some ass and bush”.
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Look at the bush on that ass!
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I spent five hundred million dollars of your liberal money, trying to get elected President. And now all I’ve got left to show for it, are these green splinters in my *ss.
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