Caption Contest
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Thursday, October 9, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Charles Dharapak/Pool (UNITED STATES)
US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
Winners will be announced Monday PM





Totally disingenuous handshake in 3 – 2 – 1…
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McCain “Whoop…haven’t even started and his beak is growing”
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McCain “Ya know they have wireless ear pieces these days”
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McCain “..my friend, my VP is totally hotter than yours”
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McCain thought bubble “man rule #32…dude has a nasal flapper during an important occasion…IT’S HIS PROBLEM”
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“Do you mind if I call you ‘that One’tonight?”
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McCain thinks: “Is that even Obama? They all look alike to me.”
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McCain thought bubble……now how did Cheney put it……..
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McCain thinks: “Now, uh, paper covers rock? Or scissors cover paper? How does this damn game work?”
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Senator John McCain and That One shake hands.
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“Senator Obama…would you mind showing me how you do that fist bump thing you do?”
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Perfect application of the handshake!
[originally introduced by enemy knights to expose a weaponless right hand.]
Unfortunately it’s Obama’s LEFT that offers the greatest threat!
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“Are those conquistadors?”
“They run tight.”
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McCain: Barack! I hope you’re not pissed. That crazy bitch Sarah Palin got ahold of some bad moose venison and Whew! There was no controlling her!
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McCain: Uh-oh. I know that look. It’s the look my first wife gave me when I told her I was leaving her for Cindy! I think I just crapped my pants!
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McCain: As the young folks say, “Don’t tase me Bro!”
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* Hello, Darkness my old freind… I’ve come to talk with you again
* The very first deployment of the Nuclear joy buzzer
* Resistance is futile.
* You killed my father. Prepare to die.
* Boy, they’re making these robot thingies better all the time, huh?
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“Here I am, being beaten and interrogated under bright lights. It’s Vietnam all over again, man.”
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Thank you for not making me do a high five.
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“Did you wash your hands?”
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McCain: Don’t go there.
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McCain’s Inner Voice: “Don’t look at his blue lips, don’t look at his blue lips . . .”
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Both had paper again in the Roshambo Championship Tiebreaker.
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When McCain tried to share bowling tips, Obama displayed his basketball defense.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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McCain to Obama: “Eaaasy there Messiah, that’s my dominant e-mail typing hand”.
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“Caution! Mimes at work!”
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Two Men’s Wearhouse mannequins display suits on sale- “I guarantee it!”
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Geez, John, Sarahcuda makes Michelle look like Snow White.
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Great Lost Moments in History, #73:
Johnnie Mac’s decision Not to employ a joy buzzer (at the start of the second 2008, Presidential debate).
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“Down low, too slow”
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Why I’ll flip you like a cheese omelet ….
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