Caption Contest
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
BHO: La-la-la-la-la-la … I see and hear nothing!
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Blago: “chuckle..what the FU*K was that??”
Daley: “he’s farting the name of the person he wants to fill his not yet vacant senate seat.”
Blago: “cripes, looks like he’s putting on his O’ face..get it?, O-O-O..you know what i’m talkin’ about”
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Obama declares that he has not had any “contact” with these disreputable gentlemen.
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Let’s see … what was that old saying again? ‘An apple a day …’. No, that’s not it. Oh yeah! ‘One bad apple …’
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Blago: “Nooooo… No… I’m gonna name Kwame Kilpatrick to the Senate seat.”
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“Smile though your heart is aching; Smile even though it’s breaking. When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by. If you smile through …”
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Obama, thinking: “If I just shut my eyes, I can honestly say ‘I never saw anything.’”
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* … But when Barry began to employ the other half of the phrase “grin and bare it”….
* Waiting in line for their mug shots
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…Michelle for the soon to be open seat???….BWAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH.
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When it comes to Chicago politics, here’s Winkin’, Blinkin’, and God.
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Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
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“Well, I was going to flip a coin, heads I get the Senate seat, tails Sarah Palin gets the Senate seat.”
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one, these two Black Panthers and a Weatherman walk into a bar…
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Obama, rollin’ two deep, was told a joke after a meeting that didn’t happen “What do you call a Chicago politician with breasts, a crank and a daughter????……TRANSPARENT…get it???”
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Mayor Daley: “I knew Emmanuel was going to have to go through all this and Blago… well, Blago was… But I never wanted this for you. I live my life, I don’t apologize to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. That’s my life I don’t apologize for that. But I always thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Obama. President Elect Obama. Something.”
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Money, money, moneeey!
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YEESSS!!!, What a deal…. I come off clean for the price of a pardon!
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Blago! You do Elvis, and I’ll do Ray Charles!!
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Blago!… hehehe… You like doing impersonations,..hehehe… do you remember Lee Majors?…hehehe… No, not the “Six Million Dollar Man”…. [stern face]….
“THE FALL GUY”…hehehe!
With the stunts you’ve pulled, you’ll be perfect!
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Daley; Hey Blago, you didn’t see the this microphone cord around my neck?!?! hehehe
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“Do your Satchmo immitation for us, Forty-four.”
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Roomies with Ryan huh? Sounds like fun! Just call him “Bubba”.. hehehe!
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Hey, Blago… LET GO! That really hurts!Please! Let go, and there’s a pardon in it for you!
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“So I’m gonna squeeze him see…I say ‘look, $500K and the seat’s yours’…..you shoulda seen the look on his face, it was like a wire was shocking him or something…Hilarious!”
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BO showing Bloggo how to do a proper “Prison Face”
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BO: …and then the guy was like yelling ‘squeal like a pig!’
Blog: Yeah. I really liked that movie too.
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The New Axis of Evil
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obama:
guys, guys, i have this great new song on my zune. my wife turned me onto them, a band called Stealers Wheel. Have you heard of them? let me sing a bar or two for you….
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
blago: ….
daley: …. so true
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Daley: “Jeez, can you believe we really pulled this off?”
Obama: Ooooweee!
Blago: “What the f**k is in it for me?”
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Daley: We could only have pulled this off with this thing of ours…”Cosa Nostra”!
Obama: “Ooooweee- Italian food!”
Blago: “What the f**k is in it for me?”
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Where’s Todd Stroger?
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Cameraman: “Alright everybody, say ‘government cheese!’”
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“And so I says, ‘I did not have emissarial relations with that woman.’”
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DAMN Hot Rod,you got how much, you want to do my fund raising next election.
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And after I annex Cuba we’ll have two more Senate seats to sell.
Can we deliver it in time for Christmas.
Now this is what I call change.
I’ll bet we get twice as much for it as Hillary gets for hers.
We’ll throw in dinner with Oprah for 500K more.
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Daley: Dad’s either looking down and smiling, or looking up and waiting for us…either way, he’s not believing it.
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Daley: I made a Governor AND a President and neither one’s Irish, and no one knows any better. Dad never thought outside the box.
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Obama provided documentary proof that he had never met or knew Gov. Blagojevich with the photo that clearly shows his eyes were shut.
Obama is replaying his Rev. Wright defense with his denial that he never saw anything controversial about the governor.
Based on his smile, I think we know what was in it for Obama.
CObama is fulfilling his campaign slogan of ‘Change you can believe in’ by ensuring that there will be a complete change in the names of the people indicted during his administration compared to the 61 indicted under the Clinton administration.
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“Ok guys, the password today is ‘ethics’.”
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“… and the punchline is, ‘No, I’m the Plesident Erect!’”
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“Oh Favreau, stop it, you’re killing us.”
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The principles in the new law firm of Dewey, Robbem and How. mpw280
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Daley sez, “Hey Blago, you think he’s turning Japanese? You really think so??”
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Obama: “Blago, I see you’re not wearing stripes.”
Daley: “Yet.”
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The New Axis of Gimps.
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Tonight you will be visited by three spirits: the ghost of political corruption past (right), the ghost of political corruption present (left), and the ghost of political corruption future (center).
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I thought Obama was the Ghost of Political Corruption “PRESENT”
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Two seconds after Daley whispered to Obama, “I dare you to NOT stare at his toupee.”
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So funny I forgot to laugh ….
Blingin, (not) Lincoln, and Nod
Bush’s fault!
Is it too early to say Itoldyaso?
Nero giggles while Rome burns.
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Generic/universal MSM caption (for the next four years): Nothing to see here folks … move along.
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What are these guys smoking?
Still Life: Stoners.
Now playing- a new a Capella group from Chicago— “The Three Immunities!”
Update: Make that Blago and the Two Immunities.
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BHO: “Nope, I don’t see a crooked politician, either.”
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Daley – “Try the old Nixon speech. ‘People have got to know whether or not their (Governor) is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook.’”
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Blago: “You’re joking. No, really? I wear slippers and a bathrobe every place I go?”
Obama: “He.He.He. We’ve already started to feed the Press the molto crazy scenario.”
Daley: “They’ll buy it guys. I’m telling you, Hot Rod, it worked for Vinny The Chin Gigante.”
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[...] Rodney finally got the joke. [...]
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No, really, that is your real hair?
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Three residents of the Cook County Correctional Institute, share a hearty laugh. After organizing the prison community in a successful sit-in, protesting the loss of Netflix privileges. Pictured left to right, guests of the state: Bloggo, Bambi, and Mayor McCheese (as they are affectionately know around the yard).
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Yeah …. I just couldn’t believe it when McCain took me at my word, when I told him I would agree to public campaign financing …. what a doofus!
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Daley “sp’ose if that guy…the scrappy kid from Pennsyltucky moved on, was elected to a higher seat somehow….”
Brago “so this is TOTALLY a hyperfu#kin’ thetocal???”
Daley “DUH douche-bag…anyhow, he moves up, and he wants to put his kid in his seat, take his place…..does he or his staff, at any point, talk to his kid???”
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