Caption Contest
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Monday, December 15, 2008
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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At truly bizarre Presidential presser in Iraq, one of the Detroit Lions quarterbacks showed up to fire a long pass for the President….oddly, he missed.
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Once again, the world’s leftists show their true colors.
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At President Bush’s farewell meeting the Iraqi Press Corps. asked some tough questions. One question was tough enough that Presiden’t Bush called for a life line…
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Maxwell Smart took it literally when President Bush called upon the Iraqi people to continue their fight for freedom.
(Maxwell Smart…called…shoe phone…pulled a hammy on that one)
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Fred Reid, Richard Reid’s lesser known cousin throws a shoe bomb at President Bush at his final Iraqi presser. In continuing the family tradition, the shoe did not go off.
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At President Bush’s final Iraqi presser he was asked his opinion on how he thought the Blago investigations would turn out. President Bush said “like everybody else i’m just waiting for the other shoe to fall”.
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“Are those Conquistadors?” “…They run tight.”
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President Bush learns the difference between the Sunni and Shoeite branches of Islam.
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Iraqi Bush-whacker makes mistake of never practicing in stocking feet.
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One for the money, two for the shoe.
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After years years of dealing with the American media, President Bush was well equipped to deal with anything the Iraqi press could throw at him.
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Sorry.
After eight years ….
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Now, that’s a lame duck!
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Helen Thomas, Sam Donaldson, and David Gregory are all pissed that they didn’t think of doing this first.
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“I’m the sole survivor!”
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What’s for dinner: sole or duck.
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President Bush in his last official visit to Iraq was asked the odd question of what is his favorite type of music. He replied that he’s a sole man.
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President Bush was asked about his take on the Podiatristic assault during his presser. He said “shoe fly don’t bother me”.
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Saddened by America’s economic downturn, a distraught Iraqi donates his shoes to America’s poor.
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“Who throws a shoe? Honestly!”
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“It’s for you, Mr. Smart.”
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Hey, don’t judge him unless you’ve thrown a mile in his shoes.
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The Manolo, he throws like a girl.
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Fortunately, London Metro Police were nearby with a new set of flip-flops for “Shoeless”
Joe JacksonMuntadar al-Zaidi.Helpful or Unhelpful:
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Nike’s product placement plan is starting to get out of hand.
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Anger at TSA’s ridiculous maltreatment of all US air travellers boiled over today. Richard Reed could not be reached for comment.
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The top-tapping Senator Larry Craig turns up at an Iraqi press conference trying to brazenly attract the attention of President Bush.
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NBC set up a focus group to test their new reality show concept, “Who Wants To Be an Anchor?”.
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Mission Accomplished
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All those years of ducking questions from the press really paid off… Look at those moves!
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Christiane Amanpour – “A misunderstanding. Dubya was singing Strangers In The Night and he got to the ‘doo be doobie doo’ part but he sang ‘shoobie doobie doo’ and, well, shoe be doobie did.”
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Weekly World News has obtained this exclusive photo proving that President Bush is actually the superhero “The Flash”.
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Bush: “You think I can duck and cover quickly? Wait ’til you see how fast Obama can do it.”
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Bush: “Olbermann–knock it off, dammit!”
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I get it, it’s a picture of Bigfoot.
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“No, Mars.”
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President Bush ducked then started singing “Shoe fly don’t bother me. Shoe fly don’t bother me. For I belong to somebody.”
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I hear the Yankees are signing up every arm they can find.
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Duck, Duck, Boosh?
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2001 – Arabs upset with the US kill thousands by flying planes into buildings, 2008 -Arabs upset with the US throw their shoes at the president. Change you can believe in.
I don’t get no respect, no respect at all. It’s a tough crowd here tonight. Maybe a little soft shoe.
To add insult to injury, he threw it with his left hand.
Since Reid theshoe bomber I have had to take my shoes off going through airport security, does that mean we can expect to see presidential press conferences with reporters in their stocking feet?
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Bush – “Hey, they cudda/shudda been throwing poo.”
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Quick! Call Dr. Scholl! SHOE DOWN!
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Now just for Liberals …. new Cialis in chewable tablets (will you be ready when the time is right?).
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Hey leetle lib … is that a shoe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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The left sees this as justified, since the attacker was a member of two groups oppressed by the Bush administration…what with being black AND wearing lace.
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“Dubbya” later exclaims… GEE!! That’s not fair!…
They threw PANTIES at my predecessor!
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It would have been a direct hit, but there was too much ARCH SUPPORT!!
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The attacker was “fit to be tied”!
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You take your right shoe off
You put your right arm up
You pull your right arm back
Throw your right shoe in
And shake your moneymaker all about.
Do the Liberal Hokey Pokey
That’s what it’s all about!
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Rev. Jeremiah Wright continues his “G-D” America, “G-D” Bush campaign in Baghdad.
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Confucius say:
When lame lib
throw lame shoe
at lame duck,
earth shakes
while MSM e jack you lates.
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AP BREAKING: The Detroit Lions signed a new Quarterback today….
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Finally, Dubya found his WMD’s… “Wingtips of Mass Destruction”
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Inspired by Ellen’s Dunk Tank, the new rage in Iraq is Bonk Bush.
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