Caption Contest
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Monday, April 13, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Bob Child)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Bob Child)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
After Obama slashed the Pentagon’s R&D budget for new weaponry, Sasha and Malia decided to help Daddy by creating their own weapon of mass destruction.
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The Lay-off-a-saurus attacks the office again!
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* “I’m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur…” – Weird Al Yankovic
* The New Security System
* Wow… this must be some really good acid…
* The Next Spokesman for ShamWow.
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UCLA scientific research staff proves that the dinosaurs were not covered with scales or feathers, but with tattoos!
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Congress announces latest design from GM(Government Motors)
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“Pieces of Flare” morale requirement at the office gone awry!
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C’mon… don’t you think that hat is a bit much?!?
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Hi There!! I’m from the government and I’m here to help you! wink wink!
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Your hall pass pleeese!
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Sinclair tries for a new image!
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A shrinking economy creates even stranger bedfellows as NASCAR joins with the Natural History Museum in a campaign blitz.
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A “sign”(s) of the times!
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YEESSSSS???
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Fedzilla — already stuffed with toxic assets and stimulus pork — is unleashed against private industry, looking for businesses to devour.
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We could build a Trojan rabbit…
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Steven Speilberg scores again with Turashic Park.
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Finally, the Obama’s get their new dog! Let’s call him Boo!
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I’m green/recycled …. therefore I am.
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GM became the most actively traded stock today, when news leaked that Pres. Obama was backing down from micromanaging the firm. And rumors began to swirl that GM was going to restart dinosaur production.
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He’s your dino …. you clean up after him.
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Sales of American Home Safety’s Guardino, have increased four hundred percent since January 20th.
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Having found only a tooth, Palentolgists had to guess on what the new species would have looked like.
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Trash to Treasuresaurus
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After Beanie died, Cecil eked out a living selling ad space on his body.
chsw
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“Hi. Remember how everybody worried about letting same sex couples marry, how it might lead to who knows what? Let’s just keep this under wraps. Ready? I would like a license to marry Bo Obama.”
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President Obama surprised the nation when he replaced the bald eagle with America’s new symbol – a dinosaur made of bureaucratic paperwork.
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BOOBama?
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Dubai was only able to clone a camel with the help of corporate sponsors, who insisted their logos appear on the animal at the unveiling.
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As John Quincy Adams once observed, “America does not go forth in search of dragons to destroy.”
…not the least reason being that we manufacture perfectly good dragons right here at home.
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In their search to find a mascot able to fully represent their great nation, Iranian Foreign Ministry officials were somewhat non-plussed to discover that “Paper Tiger” mascots were out of stock. Manufacturers blamed high demand from Russia, Venezuela, and Somalia. Fortunately for Iranian national pride, a substitute was quickly found…
Apologies, if double entries are not allowed. Cheers!
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* An ourtdoor camel display, as built by government.
* One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty’s torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared
But where was his beard?????*
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
* I love dinosaurs, sensible liberals, and other fantasy creatures.
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Hi kids …. Markos Moulitsas here, giving a fine webcast shout out to all you young folk. Today’s meassage is: Guns don’t kill people. Republicans do.
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“The boss got him somewhere. Eats trash. Wears the trash that tastes bad. Picky bastard. Started out the size of a cat.”
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More proof for evolution I’ll bet.
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Congress steps in and designs it’s own Predator drone.
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* Despite his friendly appearance people soon learned that some dinosaurs are just trashy.
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I would like a license to marry Bo Obama.”
BOOBama?
LOL
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