Caption Contest
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Monday, May 11, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Photo: Business Wire)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(Photo: Business Wire)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
At Tax Loophole Closure Headquarters (TLCH) in Washington, President Obama flanked by Peter Orzag and Nancy Pelosi, take a menacing PR photo to note just how tough they will be on tax loophole offenders.
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Barack to Michelle: “honey! your family is here for dinner!”
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Okay Chancellor Obama, all weapons are armed. All we need now is a map showing the way to this Afghanistan place and we’ll be off.
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In an attempt at modernizing their image, the Saudi royal family models their new raiments.
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We have come to your planet seeking a fugitive from our justice system called Burghurkeen.
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In stores just in time for the 2010 election season, the new modle Democratic leadership action figures of Obama, Reed and Pelosi (batteries and intelligent software not included).
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You’ll have it OUR WAY!
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Apparently flipping burgers is another job Americans don’t want to do.
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And they call Ronald a “clown.”
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The new management announced that fries would now be hand cut by bat’leths.
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Khaaaaan!
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Revenge isWhoppers are a dish best served cold.Helpful or Unhelpful:
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This fall the Burger Kling sports Burger Bling.
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The Klingon ruler, Burg-er, demands to know who had the temerity to order Dijon mustard with his meal meat.
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Hold the bregit, hold the grapok, special orders don’t — arrrgggghhhhh! Now you die!
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Do you want racht with that?
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We have come for Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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It’s maj to be the king.
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King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, and Polonius entreat young Khamlet to begin the Age of Ascension Ceremony.
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Resistance to the Oborg is futile.
You talkin to me?
Do I want fries with that? Ummm ….
Grittily determined not to make any more faux paus. President Obama, takes the decorum offense (prior to his Middle East trip), proclaiming: everybody just kiss my ring.
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I know I said take me to your leader …. but ya got anybody else?
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Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Wanda Sykes has sent a few of her homeboys out to finally take care of Limbaugh’s kidneys.
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You’ll have the Kessel runs… in less than 12 parsecs.
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Obama called in some help, It takes six hands to handle a whopper of a budget deficit.
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And you thought the first round of bank stress tests were tough?
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So a Pt’aav water dog wasn’t good enough for you, huh?
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The Olympic steering committee is after the guy making Dick Pound jokes.
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Saaay, that guy on the right, isn’t that Anjin-san?
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Directions to the nearest Hooters? Sure bud, head north on I-95 ….
One word: sunglasses.
You say you’re a friend of Lindsay Lohan’s …. sorry Chief, you’ll still have to wait in line.
OK now when I say burger … you say schwing.
Right, I got the part about backwards, butt, and shaving. But what’s a dog?
Police today announced the arrest of one B. King, wanted in connection with the murders of Wendy, Jack la Boite, and Carl Jr. (after surgery yesterday, Ronald McDonald is reported to be in serious but stable condition). And spokesman Lt. Gage, said that he hoped that this marked the end of the burger wars.
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“We eliminated ‘Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell’ in our military by having the queens wear long gowns. Isn’t that right, General Fabulous?”
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This picture was taken while in orbit around Uranus
Obama revealed his budget cutting team who will “take a big axe” to the federal budget. Of course to believe that, you have to believe in Klingons.
Now that Obama has cut funding for nuclear weapons research, guess who decides to show up in the neighborhood.
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WANTED: Obama, Pelosi, and Reid.
For high crimes and misdemeanors/stealing an election, hijacking a country.
REWARD: peace of mind once these imperious bums are shown the door.
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Pelosi, plastic surgery, before, after and after.
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Home of the Whopper: Barack Obama administration braintrust
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Obama sez: put your hands on your hipsies.
Obama sez: open your wallet.
Obama sez: gimme yur money.
Obama sez: watch it go flushity.
Obama sez: have some KoolAid (shugah free).
Obama sez: it’s on me.
Obama sez: (nothing … his teleprompter is brokety).
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