Caption Contest
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Monday, May 25, 2009
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Time for the Late Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Lionel Cironneau)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Due to Memorial Day travels, last Thursday’s contest results will appear later in the week.
About Rodney Dill
This vehicle is perfect for a politician, afterall it takes a wind bag to run
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These are perfectly designed to only do as much damage to a real car as a bug splatting on a windshield and are easily washed off with a handy wipe.
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Well meaning but overbearing greeny zealot showing off the new air conditioned coffin. It will carry you comfortably from the highway to the afterlife. MPW
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Thirty years after first arriving on Earth, humans are finally ready for the Ork-mobile. Na-nu, na-nu. Apropos to replace the Jeep.
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Say, that’s a sporty golf cart you’ve got there.
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The car is started by picking it up and running it along the carpet several times before putting it down and letting it go.
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* Today’s unveiling to Aiwa’s largest CD player yet…
* Only trouble was, the name of the “Toaster” had already been taken.
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“No, uh uh, not a vehicle. It is a Port-O-Potty Ride.”
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HAL, open the pod door.
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Chrysler unveils the Obamobile – step four in the Obama-nation master plan.
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Dying breeds (under the Obama administration): car salesmen, democracy in South America, stability on the Korean peninsula, capitalism in America, hope, Jews in Israel ….
Yes … for only a few thousand down, and a thousand a month (not including dealer prep, destination charges, and Obamataxupthearse), you too can drive this truly amazing roller skate (full face helmet, gloves, knee & elbow pads are optional).
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Drivers wanted.
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Democrats may claim to have family values but under Obamarule there will no longer be a family car because only one- or two-seaters can meet his new fuel standards.
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Fiat, nee Chrysler, unveils its new Jeep model called the “Bleep”.
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In today’s economy, only seven-eyed alien spiders are buying U.S. cars.
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Golf Cart One?
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Although admittedly stylish, the new cellular pay phone booths aren’t generating the revenue stream AT&T had projected.
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NASA rolls out the Space Shuttle replacement.
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I told Benjamin the future would be in plastics.
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Blame Bush!
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It’s an SUV designed by committee.
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Under the wise counsel of dear leader Obama, Chrysler unveiled its new top of the line luxury sedans, capable of seating 6 (as demonstrated by a random selection of citizens who just happened to be employed by Ringling Brothers.
In response to rising medicare costs and approaching insolvency of the program, the government introduced new wheelchairs designed by the senate committee. When asked how the wheelchair costing more than 10x the current costs would help the program, the senate leader just suggested seniors get in one and hit the road.
Mr. Smith, shown in front of the vehicle in question, entered a not guilty plea, indicating he was just the adult driver observer and the 15 year old student driver was riding on his lap because of the tight quarters. Nor explanation was offered as to their lack of underwear.
Focus on the Family unveiled their entry aimed at reducing the risk of teenagers getting jiggy in the backseat of a car.
The department of transportation has come up with a clever solution to the problem of single passenger cars and limited freeway space.
The his and her models allow a couple to have separate air conditioning and radio preferences while still allowing as much personal communication as normal.
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Poor market timing doomed the Segway SUV to oblivion.
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“… plus it’s legal for use in the bicycle lane.”
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How many of those will fit in a bus?
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“… those are for the woofer and tweeters of the optional sound package.”
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Paddy saw one of those on his way home from the pub and has been stone sober ever since.
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Definition: Car Pooling — Six of those in the bed of a pickup truck.
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With six of those in the bed of my pickup truck, they hafta let me use the high occupancy lane.
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Good News: Gets 76 miles per gallon.
Bad news: Only holds a pint.
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No, thats Mobil Cubicle’
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Is there a pedicab in your future?
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And when the warranty expires, you can use them for recycle bins.
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Why should you purchase one? Because rickshaws are RACIST!
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Wow! Look at the Ta-tas that guy has! Wierd!
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Businessman insists his mobile suicide booths perform a valuable social function … claims they do not “lurk.”
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Tired of Big Pharma gouging for that Flomax?
Golf course? That long drive to work? The Extreme Porto-Potty is for you. And if you call in the next 15 minutes……
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I’ve been watching too much Futurama
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The 2010 Pontiac Cinderella came too late to save the brand.
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“Well of course it’s electric. Only an idiot would carry flammable liquids in that thing.”
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“Go ahead. Take her for a spin around the showroom floor. There’s plenty enough room.”
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So there I was in my office cubicle one day designing motorcycle helmets and the idea strikes me, “Heyyy, why not …”
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Concept car budgets continue their steep decline.
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If it ever runs out of air the backup power source is President Obama’s sense of self-satisfaction. Effective range: infinity + 1 mile.
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These aren’t the droids you are looking for ….
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No …. these are for Republicans. The real ones … the ones that run on gasoline? Oh, we keep those out back, but first we’d have to verify your party affiliation.
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