Caption Contest
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
As Congress leaves for its August break, the chickens go home to roost. mpw
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Evolution takes a funky leap?
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Why did the chickens cross the beach…….?
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Frank Perdue trying to pick up some chicks on the beach.
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Vehicle on sand demonstrates that kinetic energy is for birdbrains.
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[Commercial voice-over]
The new sleeker, smarter, greener GM. Giving American consumers the bird.
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….Team Obama, heading south as fast as they can.
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Let me guess, they’re egging him on.
The cockpit is open so the rider doesn’t feel cooped up.
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The cockpit is open so the rider doesn’t feel cooped up.
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First Chicken: “THIS is the new GM?”
Second Chicken: “Yeah. I guess Chicken Little was right!”
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For the new GM “Touring Car” design, the view left much to be desired…especially for the rider in the back seat.
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It’s funny how your childhood remembrances aren’t the same as reality. Take chicken fights at the beach.
… and all these chicken people were walking along the beach. Then I woke up and found Obama really had run up more debt in his first year than Bush did in 6 years.
Remember when we used to go to the beach and drop some acid?
I guess they were just to chicken to wear thongs to the beach.
I get the part about the chickenmobile being a kinetic sculpture. But what’s up with the people?
California, the granola state. Those who aren’t fruits and nuts are flakes.
Maybe we have gone to far with this genmod farming and need to go back to organic.
Did you see the size of the white meat on that girl?
I don’t care how fast you peddle, you still can’t fly.
The remake of the prisoner just doesn’t have the same feel to it.
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Funny. When they said “let’s play a game of chicken”, I thought that they had something else in mind.
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As a result of the Government takeover of GM and Chrysler, the American consumer gets flocked.
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Now THAT’S funny!
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Further up the beach, a group of Barnyard Dawgs prepares to look a Gift Foghorn Leghorn in the mouth.
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Government owned and operated General Motors unveils their latest prototype designed to compete with the Terrafugia, aka The Flying Car.
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It always comes back to the same question: “Which came first the chicken, or the eggheads?”
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That’s odd. I figured the new Government Motors car would be a turkey.
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The first Beef-fil-A ad is released.
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I, for one, welcome our new aviary overlords.
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In the OprahBama era, playing “chicken” isn’t nearly as exciting as it used to be.
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Chicken of the Sea???
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Muslim extremists mock Obama’s Cairo speech.
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Winning jockey, Calvin Borel, gives Mine That Bird a makeover for The Belmont.
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Kirstie Alley and (Not So) Chicken Little (Anymore) have been (re)hired by Jenny Craig. Alley and Little will compete to see who is the biggest loser.
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Hey! This new hybrid is a real chick magnet!
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I’m outta here! This beach is nuthin’ but peckerheads and rednecks!
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This new GM car would be fine, but all the radio plays is BACH,BACH,BACH!
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Approaching the point of collision, Joe must decide whether to turn or risk his life!
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The Pied Biker heads straight for the Colonels truck!
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Wilbur and Orville’s early attempt lays an egg!
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* Just then, a boneless chicken wobbled by
*But you’re not a Borg, you’re a Chicken, Boo.
* So, whar’s the Tennessee lamb at, then, boy?
* Dang! Get my shotgun mama! The aliens are after the chickens again!
* The world’s largest and crunchiest Mc Nuggets
* When Col Sanders dreamed…..
* No, we’re not crossing the road…. we’re PAVING it…
* What’s the matter with you, Rock? Can’t you catch a little chicken?
* Partiers walking to the annual Fowl Ball.
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“I feel like I’m always having to walk on seashells around you Patty.”
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“Can you hear that fog horn Leghorn?”
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New from Government Motors, the Yolkswagon.
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Tim Geithner continues to toss out billions of taxpayer dollars making the pecking-order theory of capital structure a moot point for yet another American company.
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Good cluck in the race!
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The island of Dr…err, Cornel Sanders?
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To paraphase Gloria Steinem plagiarizing Irina Dunn: A woman needs a man like a chicken needs a tricycle.
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Chicken Sexer is a job that is no day at the beach.
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Pilgrimage to San Diego?
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I traded my SUV for this SUC and boy does it ever!!
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As summer once again approaches, now is the perfect time to head to the shore to check out the chicks.
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“C-Day”at Normandy Beach
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Oh…WOW Man, that peep in the microwave thing really works!
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LOOK AT THAT OLD BIDDY!!! Lets call her Nancy!
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It ain’t much but we bought it with CHICKEN FEED!
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Big Bird and friends try out the new Obamamobile on the beach. They hoped it would be the start of a new Daytona, but the car got stuck in the sand.
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Sadly … Islam’s use of a large Trojan chicken. In order to secrete a Muslim, into the office of President of the United States, succeeded (GHUA).
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[...] Rodney is on a chicken run. [...]
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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
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For some reason, crowds were a little smaller at the 44th Imam’s campaign reelection rallies.
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Bwack, bwack, bwack (another day …. another speech from Barry Chucklehead Hussein).
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Doctor … my brother thinks he’s a chicken.
Have you told him he isn’t?
No, I need the eggs.
(Woody Allen)
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