Caption Contest
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Monday, June 8, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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“I’m climbing up the mountain but I do not climb alone. There’s a world of
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“Ain’t no mountain high enough” to keep The Messiah from reaching the pinnacle.
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“Climb every mountain, forge every stream. Follow every rainbow” cause universal healthcare is near.
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Obamatep visits the Mummyland?
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Where dummies dare.
I’m too sexy for my shirt.
Bomma, James Bomma.
Fookin tourists ….
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The President takes another look at his trickle up economics model.
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Obama tells the tour guide about how the Muslims built the great pyramid without the use of the wheel…..
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Obama discuses the validity and greenness of pyramid power with his energy czar……
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The day Obama decided to change course with his infrastructure spending…….
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Obama discuses the decorating plans for the 2012 Democratic nomination acceptance speech with his pillar czar……..
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Obama talks over the cost effectiveness of shaving off and re-sculpting mount. Rushmore and just putting his pretty ass face up there, and then how much for both, with his monument czar…..
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We have one of these in the US…so where is the casino?
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“Obama, Barack Obama”
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Blockhead returns (to his eponymic stomping grounds).
Somewhere a burg, is missing their boob.
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I remeber my Kenyan Grandfather telling me tales of how he helped build these great pyramids
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Obama tours an early example of community organizing.
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“We will. We will. Rock you.”
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Obama was suddenly struck by a ‘shovel ready idea’ that would also reduce unemployment.
Mr. President, the Gap is suing you for image infringement.
Obama tours a modernized Government Motors plant.
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Obama thought bubble: “Now this is one hell of an old school stimulus project”
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Obama thought bubble: “sweet mother Brown…i’ll have to add this to the list of obstacle’s I inherited from GWB”.
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Having deciphered the ancient hieroglyphic clues, Obama closes in on the Pharaohs’ lost Scepter of Magic Deficit Reduction, whose wielder can reduce deficits without raising taxes or cutting spending.
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I’ll bet a 95% tax on the rich bastard buried here will fund my plans for another 12 minutes or so.
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He’s taking that Obama-Ho-Tep thing way too seriously.
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Sallah: “My services are entirely inconsequential to them. They’ve hired or shanghaied every journalist/banker/automaker/taxpayer in the United States. The deficit is enormous. They take over companies and pay pennies for them. It’s as if the pharaohs had returned.”
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I wear sunglasses. Therefore I am.
And Obama spoke unto Netanyahu, go to the West Bank and Jerusalem, and tell your people to get the foog out ….
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“Walk like an Egyptian”
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Sallah: “Deficits… very dangerous. You go first.”
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President Obama: We have top men working on the economy now.
Indiana Jones: Who?
President Obama: Top… men.
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Yes, but who will play Moses to this modern day Ramesses II?
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Yes we Ankh!
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“Man, this thing rises almost as fast as unemployment.”
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Obama thought bubble: “Uh oh, I can’t read the teleprompter from up here.”
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Obama: “Oh hey…look over there…you can see Hillary pissing off the Jews…YOU GO GIRL!!”
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“VOGUE Vogue vogue”
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Zahi: “…aaaaand here we are. This height specifies the point at which if some a-hole flooded the desert with dollar bills from a certain spending spree….it would come up this high…..”
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Obama: “HEY…lookey there..towards France…you can see Obama Beach”
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Obama: “Hey Zahi, I don’t suppose when we get to the top of this thing there will be 600,000 jobs awaiting will there??”
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Obama thought bubble: “Let’s see, this makes how many times I’ve been on the cover of TIME?”
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“Why did they park Marine One on top of a pyramid when there’s ample parking over there?”
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The sole remaining Wonder of the World. Climbing a pyramid.
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Newsflash! Obama leans to the left!
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“Never mind Mt Rushmore, I want one of these!”
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Star gait.
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“I’d like to apologize for George Bush’s poor masonry skills.”
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“I wonder why Rahm didn’t come on this part of the trip?”
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Zahi: “she looks evil at times”
Obama: “What people say about my wife?”
Zahi: “MR PRESIDENT…YOU’VE JUST WON THE $25,000 PYRAMID!!!!!!!”
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Barankhaten or Barankhamun?
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“It’s true, denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.”
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Obama: “Look, there’s Brendan Fraser… why does he keep calling me Benny?”
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“A recumbent lioness with a human head is a sphinx? And here I thought it was, no, better not say it.”
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* The presdient’s call to self sacrifice took an odd turn today, as he visited the Mayan ruins…
* We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid
* All with slave labor, huh? Those clowns at GM could learn a thing or two…
* Obama claims as a result of this trip he now understands what it’s like to be at the bottom of the economic pyramid.
* Hey, look, someone carved my name here!
* As Nefertiti once said: Not tonight, it’s my pyramid.
* Obama touring one of Madonna’s old bras.
* Obama climbing the world’s second biggest pyramid. The Biggest of course being social Security.
* Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Today, all that changed.
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That old quote of Michelle’s, “Barack Obama will require you to work” starts to seem a little more ominous.
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Obama plays “Blueberry Rod” in the sequel to “The Fifth Element”, “solar,wind,corn, and grass soup”
BzzZZZZzzz bZZZZzzzz BZZZZZzzzzzzzP.
Multitax!
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Obama looks to the Left, but has been leaning to the right!
(Sorry, Charles Austin, I had to correct the record and the reality.)
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[...] Monday Contest moved the mountain to [...]
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“Wow… never thought Joe Biden would’ve bounced that high.”
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Obama: “GYOT DAMN…$5 says that Sotomayer would break more than her ankle on this walk”
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President Obama even dresses half white and half black to symbolize his post-racial perspective.
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Pharoh Barack accepting his new monument.
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Note to self. ‘Don’t make visiting dignitaries climb all over the damn place.’
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I’m a celebrity. Get me out of here!
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A tour of “The Land of the Lost” movie set seemed appropriate.
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Obama (thinking): “Damn… I look good.”
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“Ok, under the Eiffel tower… off the Statue of liberty’s Torch… nothin’ but net.”
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A little higher and I’ll be able to see my entire kingdom.
I finally lost that damned Chris Matthews back there with the camels.
This would be a whole lot better with my foam pillars.
Where the Hell are the multitudes I was promised?
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A little higher and I’ll be able to see my entire kingdom.
I finally lost that damned Chris Matthews back there with the camels.
This would be a whole lot better with my foam pillars.
Where the Hell are the multitudes I was promised?
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“Man I shoulda gone to Thailand instead… That Kwai Chang Caine has all the fun.”
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Just desert or just desserts?
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I could use some shade here, perhaps another TARP would help.
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(Scrawled in cursive aerosol paint) Obie wuzz here.
Who’s your daddy? (Mohammed Valentino is)
Where the heck are the crowds man?! You did tell ‘em the Mahdi was returning … didn’t you?
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Obama strives to see the top of the pyramid they are building for him!
Obama climbs Mt. Sinai to go one-up on Moses. He will give HIS Commandments to God.
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Obama – “Anybody see an old mattress down there?”
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