Caption Contest
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Thursday, June 2, 2005
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
A deep subject to comment on
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“This Watergate stuff is all a vast left-wing conspiracy.”
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Up yours, Deep Throat!
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You people deserve Ford and Carter
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“Check it out, boys. It still smells like Elvis’ ass.”
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Hey, the only thing Republican about my administration is the “R” after my name.
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A flash of inspiration strikes Garry Marshall:
Change the suit jacket to a leather coat…. Longer hair….Motorcycle….
Yeah, it could sell.
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“At the end of the 20th century, I predict that my five o’clock shadow look will be in vogue and be called the two-day stubble beard. And just like Al Gore with the internet, I will have invented something.”
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“And, as you can see, the surgery on my fingers replaced the weary ‘V’ sign with this permanent, happier model. Good, huh?”
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” . . . and rotate, Mr. Rather. Rotate.”
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“You say you now know who Deep Throat is? Greaaat… now we don’t have to linger on the subject.”
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This thumb could squash Mark Felt like a bug.
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Wrong finger, Dick.
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“Let’s see, number of times that I have
lied–hmmm–well just once I guess.”
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What a time for my car to break down. You headed towards Washington?
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Sock it to me. Baby.
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“My favorite country song is an Old Bocephus number that went … ‘Some of us are born with it. Some of ‘em don’t ever, ever get it. Thank God I’m a guitar man. Oh it’s true I love the money and I really, really love the honeys,
but the thing I really love is to get down with the band.’ Can you dig it?”
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Good job France!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I know you all want to know who Deep Throat is…
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Nixon practicing to be a Baseball Umpire.
He’s got the finger position down, but his speed of arm motion was not up to the hometown’s expectations of a truly great Umpire.
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“Look here, Erlichman. Play along that rock beats paper. You, of all people, know what I can do.”
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Jews? get em out a here
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“and it was a little thumb puppet! And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the thumb, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.”
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“Deep Throat” never heard of her. Now come to think of it she may have been in some flick we showed the boys at oval office.
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Keep your eye on my thumb for I am the master of legerdemain.
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If you believe me, you will believe the one about WMDs and OIL!
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He looks no more evil than the current one who has not been impeached yet.
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So, I deceived the American people, was corrupt and commited other heinous acts, at least I never had an affair with a white house intern and have always been faithful to my wife. I expect loyalty and coverups of my illicit deeds and any whistleblower who comes forth to expose my misdeeds is a traitor to me and my party, the American people want loyalty not somebody to find fault with a few illegal deeds. Remember the Executive branch always takes precedence over legislative and judicial branches. Balance of power thats for wimps and commies.
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Gig ‘em, Elephants.
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Nixon in the Afterlife
“You won’t have Nixon to kick around any more, because … what word should I use here Spiro?”
“Try effete corps of impudent snobs or perhaps vapid ones, Dick.” replied Agnew.
“Ok, good (gestures) … you vapid ones, this is my last press conference. And I mean it for eternity this time.”
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“MINI DICKIE … i salute you.”
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