Caption Contest
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
One survivor, after being thrown under Obama’s bus, was last seen hitchhiking on…..
The latest vehicle fron the new eco-conscious GM was not an immediate seller among oldeer women.
Finally someone has a MRI picture of the real TOTUS.
Michelle Obama’s fahion advisor was said to be considering pushing safety yellow this fall.
The highway commission’s new mascot was a big hit among late night DUI folks.
The local Police Dept’s new “sting” prostitute failed to account for any arrests on her first night on the job,
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Obama Press Release: “As this administrations has stated, stimulus funds for shovel ready projects has started to flow and produce results. Fred’s Artistic Construction Barrel’s and gallery has produced 25 of these “Michelle” construction barrels for 2.9 million dollars and has had to add one employee to his staff of one”
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Construction barrel…guy: “I was a happy construction barrel…guy. That is, until my employer cut my insurance. I tried to get a supplemental plan but I couldn’t afford the premiums. Then my wife was hit by a woman updating her Facebook account and a week later my son’s flasher was shot out by a BB gun. OBAMACARE…we need you”
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Construction barrel…guy: “So I yelled to Hillary LOOK OUT..DITCH!!!…she MF’d me up and down and proceeded to fall in the ditch and break her elbow.”
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Stimulusaurus’s highway projects have not followed through and he is forced to hitch a ride with General Motors.
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Although promised a role coordinating oversight of stimulus spending, Joe The Mouth Biden is no longer charged with keeping the money moving, just the Beltway traffic.
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Katie Couric’s opening story on CBS Evening News: “Is it appropriate for Obama’s new DOT czar to wear stripes?”
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The Tin Man’s angry cousin is trying to hitchhike to the Emerald city.
Tragedy struck today as another motorist failed to heed warnings to not stop for hitchhikers.
The ugly truth behind the ‘No child left behind’ law is just beginning to be seen.
Productivity at GM took a sharp upturn as government foreman re-tasked from DARPA were introduced onto the production line.
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“Up where I live, people pay the f*ing tolls.”
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I for one rather like Madonna’s new makeover.
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Saftey Message from the ‘Caution Guy’:…”Life or Death! It’s me or the highway”
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[In an alternate Universe]
Months after accepting TARP funds, Paramount studios released an advanced screening of “Transformers,” the studio’s first major release since it re-organization.
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The traffic cones were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
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Leaked trailers for the 3rd Transformers movie leave something to be desired.
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The Michelin Man’s oddball cousin turns up in North Carolina.
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“Bwahaha! Drive your little cars freely now, fools! Soon my orange-and-white minions will multiply and spread, and these streets will be OURS! Try getting anywhere THEN, you fools! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
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Obama’s new car czar turns out to be a ‘Transformer”.
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I AM STIMULUS MAN!!!!!!!!!!
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Ripley points and laughs at the alien she just jettisoned through an airlock.
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Senator Barbara Boxer: “Could you say ‘senator’ instead of ‘ma’am?’ It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I’d appreciate it.”
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Six Flags updates it’s ‘old dancing guy’ commercial.
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It poops traffic cones.
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