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Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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  1. markm says:

    Under President Obama’s call for transparency, photo’s have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.

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  2. elliot says:

    We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……

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  3. DL says:

    “Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”

    “Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff.”

    “We’re sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds.”

    We’re sorry, but your pin number is identical to today’s new national debt -please re-submit a different number.

    Press 38790830080803009 for English.

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  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

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  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

    oops:)

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  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?”

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  7. “Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!”

    /old but funny jokes that somehow don’t translate to the 21st century

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  8. Brian J. says:

    Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!

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  9. Eric Florack says:

    * It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM’s.

    * Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!

    * My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

    * A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

    *

    * Weird… no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has…

    *

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  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

    oops:)

    ha ha, I Obamaed up again…..

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  11. Hodink says:

    “‘You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.’ Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ.”

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  12. The New York times declared Obama’s stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.

    In Singapore, the term “substantial penalty for early withdrawal” has a whole new meaning.

    The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does ‘Atm’ mean?

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  13. Hermoine says:

    Which do you prefer?
    A. Wishing
    B. Fishing
    C. Spanking
    D. Banking

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  14. Lasting Magic says:

    Thought Bubble – “For Pete’s sake. My wife is a dead woman walking.”

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