Caption Contest
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Eliana Aponte (MEXICO SOCIETY)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
This will be the last contest until the Middle of July, or so. I will be taking my usual summer hiatus.
About Rodney Dill
Pirates of the San Fransisco?
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President Obama announces the US military’s updated Don’t Ask Don’t Tell But Dance Your Little Tushy Off policy
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What ever floats your boat?
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Why not just two eye patches?
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Left most mo: “HEY SAILOR…is the Sanford???”
mo in teh middle: “no, I heard he up Appalachian way doing the nude hiking thingy”
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No same sex marriage, be more a guideline than an actual rule….
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Don’t ask, don’t take pictures?
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Now that would be cheating on your wife in Argentina…
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Due to a translation problem, The San Fransisco Gazette has retracted a story that said …“Thongs of men gathered in Tiajuana for an annual summer celebration”…saying that it meant “Men with thongs…“
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Cheney thought bubble…Oh goodies, more enhanced interrogation techniques….
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WTF is up with the Buccaneers cheerleaders this year?
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The difference between rum and beer goggles is great.
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We’re too sexy for our shirts
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Trouser(less) Pirates
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I’ll shiver your timbers if you shiver mine!
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If you say “Give me your booty” one more time, I’m gonna slap you!
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Prepare to encourage boarders!
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UC Berkley will finally allow Naval ROTC on campus.
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Sixteen men on a dead man’s ship.
Yo ho ho and a really cute bum!
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The Village People hold tryouts for their new Pirate member.
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The hijacking of that great American tradition, ‘Talk like a pirate day’, was a cruel blow in the on going struggle over same sex marriage.
The groom wore red while the best men wore purple and blue.
We know what they buried in their booty.
Blackbeards body has achieved a rate of 738 revolutions per minute and the spin is increasing.
The gravesite of multiple famous pirates were discovered in the Caribbean as they turned over in their graves.
The one in the middle is called ‘Jolly Roger’
I will gladly walk the plank, just stop poking me with your sword. What do you mean that’s not your sword.
The democratic party
Obama is feeling the heat as GLBT supporters feel betrayed and are turning pirate against his administration.
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ABC’s Obamacare II comes during sweeps week.
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Now is the time on Talk Like a Pirate Day when we dance.
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Wanna play hide the Somali?
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Which of these things is not like the others?
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And now for your viewing enjoyment, “An Act of Piracy!”
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The Pirates of TightPants
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The Dread Pirate Bob
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The new proctology advisory committee for Obama Care show up for work. mpw280
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These three are awaiting the other five main characters to film the “Pieces of Eight” scene.
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D’ Artagnan recently quit the ménage à trois after disputing the new “one for all” policy.
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For security purposes, the NYT is not disclosing which one is their reporter kidnapped in San Francisco.
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Dan Rather attempts a comeback with his exposé proving Bush is behind the Somali pirate attacks.
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William F. Buckley, Jr. would not have approved of the new Skull and Bones Society initiation ritual.
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The new FEDEX way of telling certain San Francisco residents that their package has arrived
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Governor Sanford enjoys his vacation in Buenos Aires.
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No! No! No! I wanted to watch “The Boys From Brazil” starring Gregory Peck.
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San Fran Nan can’t understand why the international community is making such a big fuss about Somali pirates. She just loves her “happy crew”.
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“They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Should’a gone to free credit report dot com [wee haw]
I could’a seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.”
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To the dismay of Disney management some of “The Pirates of The Carribean” went overboard during Gays Days earlier this month.
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Still recovering from his ordeal, Perez Hilton was “enchanted” by the show of support from “my gay, fun loving friends in my time of darkness.”
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Having worked diligantly through three ‘straight’ nights, Obama’s health care reform team decided to blow off a little steam.
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Barney Frank has been missing for five days. Friends say he went hiking.
Something went terribly wrong when the nurse mixed up the senior center meds.
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“Aye aye aye aye aye matey!”
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Photo accidentally ran with the ad copy for The Verizon Small Business Toolbox.
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Be bop a lula I’m your Prez … doing the hula.
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Meanwhile, outside Davy Jones’ locker, “Hey, hey we’re the Monkees…”
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The Buc stops here.
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NTTAWWT
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“You’ll always remember this as the day you almost fondled Captain Jack Sparrow.”
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Got a little Captain in you?
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Pirates of the Habenero – spicy hot!
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[...] Outside the Beltway Cowboy Blob’s Family Security Matters Blonde Sagacity Wizbang Support Your Local Gunfighter RT Ponderings Newsbusters [...]
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Poland Spring’s first add for its new energy water “Arrrgggh!”
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[...] Rodney Dill [...]
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[...] Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Right Pundits Rodney Dill [...]
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Rodney Dill announced he will be taking his usual July hiatus so I dug out last year’s photo of his sojourn on the wild side. Dill pictured on the far right, of course.
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[...] Thursday Contest is ready to be [...]
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Some might say the extremist right.
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On Stage 2 — The Iron Pyrites!
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* Well, it was either this or being a lawyer….
* Jack? Isn’t that your mother out there?
* Aye! Our performance be rated Aaaarrrrr.
* Be careful with that thong, boy… ye almost exposed me pirate’s treasure…
* Toward the end of his life, the drawings by Milton Canniff became more bizzare.(look it up)
* Wanna see my peg leg?
* Shakin’ yer pirate booty….
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The celebrations for the passing of the Waxman-Markey bill have only just begun!
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“We few, we
happygay few, we band of brothers…”Helpful or Unhelpful:
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I went to an LBGT parade and a Calvin Klein ad broke out.
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Tequila Makes
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Μολὼν λάβε
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* “Whose Line Is It Anyway”, season four DVD, the unedited version.
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Now I will show you how to speak to the foxes ….
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Shiver me timbers!
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Dammit, I’m switching my vote to Ninjas!
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Casting/auditions got underway today, for Barrack Obama’s first major motion picture, Back Door Barry.
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[...] Easy Pieces of Eight Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]
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