Caption Contest
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Monday, July 20, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Owner of the house: “Kinda like stuffin’ a marshmallow into a coin slot, no?”
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Owner of the house: “SHEESH, glad he didn’t try a rear entry”
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My new door has a first name,
It’s O-S-C-A-R…
Seconds later, the alien overlord emerged and demanded of genuflecting humans: “Take me to your wiener!”
“Ya want mustard with that?”
Buns of steel, house of wood.
J.
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If we squirt some mustard here, it should get it free.
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It was then that Sen. Murtha decided to appropriate new funds to build a new hangar for his Porkmobile.
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And the house isn’t even Kosher.
Is it true that a guy named “Frank” was driving the truck?
I’m a vegan -this is no skin off my teeth.
They say he swerved to avoid a runaway pig.
PETA wants to make a postage stamp with a photo of this.
The driver just yelled, “Th, th, th, that’s all folks,” and ran away.
They say a box of “foot longs” rolled under his brake pedal.
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“Bum chicka bum…dah, dah, dah” (cheesy 70′s guitar riff).
Let’s be frank, you were driving with too little expertise and too much relish!
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Wake up mommy, daddy has his wiener-mobile stuck in your garage. mpw
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“It looks like someone’s unclear on the concept behind ‘hide the wiener.”
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A picture from the new book: “A complete guide to bizzare sexual practices”
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“Bum chucka bum, bow, bow bow…” (cheesy 70′s guitar riff)
“Let’s be frank. You were driving with too little experience and too much relish.”
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Sorry for the double posting…d@mn comcast!!!
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Wisconsin. Why am I not surprised?
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Well, that’s it. It’s been 4 hrs. Call the doctor.
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Looks like a clear case of unwanted entry into an out of bounds orifice.
Exactly how do you use the breathalyzer when everyone is laughing?
This ought to give some claim adjuster a decent story to tell the wife when she asks if anything interesting happened at the office.
Boss, I’m going to be late for work this morning. A large phallic object is blocking may car in the garage.
I’m sorry sir, but “don’t ask, don’t tell” doesn’t apply for a highway patrol accident investigation
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Would you like another schnitzengruben?
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So when you crashed, your first instinct was to keep on going?
Yep.
You’re from Chicago aren’t-cha?
How’d ya know?
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It’s a metaphor.
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Government Motors new SUX 6000!
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Weinergram for Mr. Bun E. Carlos.
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Oh, I wish I weren’t an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile driver…
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Hey Rahm, I’ve got another shovel ready project!
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Oh my, I don’t relish this task. Hey. look at those cats up there. Say, are those mouse turds?
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That is the wurst…
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Hey Johnny, I got Flo on line three…
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Representatives of the Corndog Guild gather to sing “Ding Dong the Weinie’s Dead” and steal the Ruby Lug-nuts.
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License and registration please.
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Go MEAT!
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This is your Wienermobile.
This is your Wienermobile on drugs.
Any questions?
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HGTV’s new series “Stimulate My Home!” where a lucky homeowner’s remodeling project is planned by Congress, executed by the SEIU, and paid for by their grandchildren!
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Two hungry husbands wait patiently for Mother Weiner to give birth to the little pigs in blankets.
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“Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity,
boom what you do to me
It’s so new to me,
what you do to me
Hot diggity, dog ziggity,
boom what you do to me
When you’re holding me tight.”
(performed by Perry Como)
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Extreme Garage Makeover coming to ABC this fall.
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Congress was tired of hearing their constitutents complain about pork barrels so they voted to stick all pork in their garages back home.
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When they crashed the wienermobile I wonder if it was a BUN-galo
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The real question that everyone was afraid to ask? “Where are the other nine?”
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Next on TruTV: When Wieners Go Bad!
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Oh dear, that’s not kosher.
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Shamlessly stealing and paraphrasing yetanother: Hello? Boss? I’m going to be a bit late this morning; I’m dealing with a big weiner crashing about the place.
See, I told you, rookie. If you don’t take your time the weiner gets stuck going in…..
I KNOW putting it in reverse will get it out……but I don’t want to !!
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Not understanding the concept of “drive-thru window”.
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“Some women don’t know how to handle an oversized wiener.”
(Because it really was a woman driving it.)
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Wieners will be announced Thursday PM
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Pimp out my garage?
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Dog will hunt?
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More pork for John Murtha’s district.
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“Ohhh, so there are twelve inches in a foot.”
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After Obama’s removal from office, by Constitutional Law …. the lunatic left search for a new false G*d to worship.
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