Caption Contest
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Monday, July 27, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
How do you like my new imperial guard baby?
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Ya Baby, I remember when you used to keep your hair like that, talk about a stimulus…… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4
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“Honey, I won the election so if you want his fur hat, I’ll just issue an Executive Order and he’ll give it to you.”
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“No, I can’t make Hillary wear that hat when she travels abroad.”
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“If we give Bo that hat to play with, do you think he’ll stop chewing my shoes?”
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“Yes, baby, the black fox is beautiful.”
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Of course, once I’ve taken over the rest of the economy, my everyday clothes will be more like that red outfit.
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‘You can check out asses, but I’m going to be checking out the hunks in uniform.’
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Michelle (swallowing: I had a chance to go on a personal guided tour with that Bobby, but I blew it.
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Obama: “See, baby? I told you those white guys wear those long hats to overcompensate.”
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Sure sweetums, I’ll issue an Executive Order to change the name of the Marine’s living quarters from the Barracks to the Michelles.
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“Good for you. That jacket is perfect, honey, for hiding your Mom Pants.”
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Michelle: You look. I look! Deal with it.
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Who’s the white dude with the huge ‘fro?
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Marine on guard: “Yo B-Schizz….both them tails you was hawin’ in France was P-H-A-T, dig?”
Barack: “…I…uh…the uh….whaaaaat was…I mean who was that?”
Michelle: “B….momma aint happy”
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Michelle to B.O.: “..there is a white guy over there openly mocking the fro and thus behaving stupidly….FIX IT NOW”
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Barack: “..and this is the Marine Corp Barracks what where we keep all the Marines”.
Michelle: “…i know….I was looking for you and saw what I thought was a misspelled sign with an arrow that said “Barracks”….I thought it was another private company you took over…..so, I’ve been here…..a few times”
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Barack: “Gee Michelle, with all the Navy looking types around, it reminds me of my birth on the United States island of Hawaii…where I was born…..no?”
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“No Barry, that red number is a little garish even for me.”
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The few, the proud, the Obamas.
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There are two types of people: Marines and those who wish they were.
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Obama: Hey, honey… After the meetings today, how about I dress up like the Queen’s Guard, and you dress up like the marine and we play “Military Drilling”?
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Obama: Listen, I’m serious. There is no truth at all in the “Old Wive’s Tale” about the size of a man’s hat.
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Semper fi, no no, baby, now that Big Daddy’s in charge we changing it to semper fly…..
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If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready?
Is that a pencil in your pocket … or are you just happy to see me?
Smile for the camera and act all Presidential and sh*t.
You can puff up your chest, but you ain’t all that BO (I’seen your work).
This dress makes my butt look small … for real?!
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Hey Barry … can we fly to Monaco for the weekend?
Sure baby, whatever you want.
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[...] Monday Contest has taken over the Village [...]
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I sort of liked the queen better.
Are you jerking my chain “O” baby – they’re both foam?
Man that white guys got one cool afro
That brother’s got both of Michael Jackson’s gloves honey!
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Barack to Michelle: See honey, I told you we’re supposed to tip those guys!
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kind of looks like my big furry hat doesn’t it?
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Obama: “I haven’t seen that much bush since….”
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Michele: Trust me dear, I’m sure he’s “Big Ben”
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Obama: Listen, Babe, you can stay and wait for it if you want, but I’m telling you, that’s not what they mean when they say “changing of the guard”.
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Take your mind back, I don’t know when,
Sometime when it always seemed to be just us and them.
Girls that wore pink, and boys that wore blue,
Boys that always grew up better men than me and you.
What’s a man now? What’s a man mean?
Is he rough or is he rugged? Is he cultural and clean?
Now it’s all change – it’s got to change more,
‘Cause we think its getting better but nobody’s really sure.
And so it goes, go round again, but now and then we wonder who the real men are…
(Courtesy of Joe Jackson)
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Fortunately for President Obama the young lady walking past on his right was judiciously cropped from this picture.
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To have ambitions was my ambition,
But I had nothing to show for my dreams.
Time with my girl I spent it well.
(You must be joking, oh man, you must be joking.)
The good life was so elusive, handouts, they got me down.
I had to regain my confidence so I got into camouflage.
The girls they love to see you shoot.
I love a man in a uniform.
I love a man in a uniform.
I love a man in a uniform.
I love a man in a uniform.
(Courtesy Gang of Four)
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