Caption Contest
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Thursday, July 30, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Dateline California: Business as usual….
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h/t Drudge: Biden: another day of closed, secret meetings.
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Four more Obama Administration czars have been appointed.
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So do you think we’ll get Medicare?
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I can’t wait till Obama sees who Joe invited to tonight’s “kegger”.
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More of Michael Jackson’s doctors are brought in for questioning.
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Once again Dill “walked on the wild side” during his July hiatus but we’re having trouble picking him out of the crowd. He probably should have stuck with the pirate ensemble.
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GQ is holding an exclusive show at the White House to save our fashion-challenged President from further ridicule.
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Three New Jersey politicians haggle over kidney transplant fees with a power company executive?
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Blue hooded Gerbiler……Dude Is that like Jihadman sneaking up behind us?
Fatflash….were?
Watersports Avenger…..Behind us!!!!
Fatflash…….oh shit……
KAAAABOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!
Watersports Avenger…..Arrrr, piss on you Jihadmaaa…….
Riiippppp….
Gerbil,….oh thank you Jihadman thank you for saving me for saving me…..
jihadman….hahahahaha, saving you for lunch……
The moral of the story is:some peoples superheros are the same peoples villains.
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You REALLY don’t want to see the costumes their wives are wearing.
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The world wide recession has even hit Mexican wrestlers.
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Andrew Sullivan (center) and two “soul-mates” prettied up for a night on the town.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY em cee aye! Its fun to stay at the yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy em cee aye-aye!
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“Are you ready boots? Start walkin’!”
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After a six month delay ‘The Heroes we’ve been waiting for’ finally show up.
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“Hey, Left Nut!” “What, Right Nut?”
The Village People enter a new phase of their careers.
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The Cerebral Stroke Force of America
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I’m not trying to disrespect you or nothin’ but look, the Superhero Union says you gotta wear the damned cape.
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In what was widely viewed as a desperate Hail Mary attempt to build support for the Obama Administration’s proposals, Robert Gibbs introduced Cap and Trade Man, Universal Health Care Man, and Card Check Man to the White House Press Corps today.
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We’re from the government and we’re here to help.
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Where’s Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when you need him?
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The Not-Quite-As-Fantastic Four: Rise of Middle-Age Spread
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After finally being kicked out of office, disgraced faux President Obama. Enjoyed a successful second career, as Captain DoodooHead.
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Is that a lightning bolt I see, or are you just happy to see me?
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So…your Mom’s basement or mine?
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We’ve done the impossible, we’ve made the guys from “The Big Bang” look cool.
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…and then we need a hamster…the hamster in “Bolt” kicked ass.
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If he can’t produce a valid birth certificate, I see no reason for us to go clean up Afghanistan for the guy.
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After that fiasco with the weinermobile, there’s no way we’re gonna let you drive the spaceship, Sparky.
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James, Steve and Alex question Rodney about his recent caption contest picks.
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Deflecting killer asteroids is child’s play. Nudging Jupiter back into stable orbit is a snap. Extracting cheap hydrogen from the sun is a piece of cake. But I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do about your jock itch, Flashman.
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Yeah, same here. You carry a purse and people think you’re weird.
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We understand, Volt. Our day jobs suck too.
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Ha! Ha! Can you believe Anjin-san has never heard of Megan Fox?
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Making movies is fine, but I could do without these personal appearance gigs.
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Well, you know you’ve got to make ends meet somehow. I was a bank president, Blackie here was a Chrysler dealer and the guy in back was a Republican representative. So what are your plans for that coal-fired power plant?
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Bank CEO’s, having been called back to testify once again, know full well that it’s simply a “trick or treat” event before another grand-standing, TV camera-obsessed Congressional committee led by media slut Barney Franks.
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[...] Thursday Contest has already put middle America back to [...]
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Sotamayor?… Well I don’t think she belongs in our justice league.
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Sotamayor?… Oh, you mean Superhero Wideload
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Under the Obama administration the evolution of the American work force took a leap
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(Obama, Axelrod, Emanuel): Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It’s home from work we go
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Markos Moulitsas, Arianna Huffington, and Andrew Sullivan, engage in a debate about today’s pressing. Sarah Palin’s hair.
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Should be … (today’s pressing) issue.
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Alex Knapp is sad to report that he is such a nerd that he recognizes, without looking them up, which Justice Society of America superheroes that these old men are portraying just by looking at the costumes.
(For the record, from L to R including the one in the back row: Hourman, Atom, Doctor Mid-Nite, and the Flash)
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I don’t need no diamond ring
I don’t need no Cadillac car
Just want to drink my Ripple wine
Down in the Lightnin’ Bar
(Arlo Guthrie/Lightning Bar Blues)
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