Caption Contest
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Monday, August 24, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Winners from the Last Thursday contest will be announced Tuesday PM
(AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Running the Outside The Belt
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Obama team less than half complete, vetted, dressed and psychologically formed?
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Hey, there’s a Port-o-Potty!!!!
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Usain Bolt has ALWAYS been fast. Who knew?
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Before little Obama’s pants fell completely off as he crossed the finish line, he was heard to say”get your arugula ready!!!”.
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The last few remaining kids finally escaped Neverland Ranch.
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“Results will be posted after the sex verification testing.”
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Michelle has been chasing after Barack for years trying to convince him that this is a mean country.
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An analogy for the future debt.
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Will you look at that? There’s a perfectly good white boy being left behind…
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In an effort to change the conversation and fulfill on a campaign promise, the president announced a “cash for clunkers” program to allow kids to trade in old games and ‘change’ to new games. In unrelated news China starts to pull out of the recession.
Sadly, a similar publicity stunt didn’t fair as well do to a spelling error for rival game ‘shoots and ladders’.
Those spectators who could be comprehended around their mouths full of bread thought that Obama was doing a great job.
The results are under dispute and currently before a federal judge.
Remember folks, this is only an exhibition, not a competition, so no betting.
In a sting operation, the police rounded up hundreds of pedophiles noting that you just had to have the right bait to get them to come out.
I’m sorry but this sequel to “the running man” is just lame.
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Why are these kids with Hawaiian birth certificates always such good marathon runners?
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That’s right kids! The winner gets to be the Czar of Sesame Street!
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Obama’s crack team of financial experts runs in looking for ways to save medicare and medicaid, alas they are under staffed and over matched. mpw
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And the winner will be … the woman. Why? Old age and treachery easily beat out youth and vigor any day.
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Things to learn now rather than later: Pre-mature victory dances can have consequences….
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That young Obama always wins races when we’re going going downhill; and he always brags; “Hey, I won!”
Obama, the winner, gives the high sign at the annual Affirmative Action race.
The white kid’s father is the president of ACORN.
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My name is Eric Holder … ask not what I can do for my country. But what I can do for Mahdi Obama and the caliphate.
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Obama, Jarrett, and Ted Kennedy are pictured at the start of the third leg of the Chappaquiddick Triathlon (drink, drive, run away). While vacationing at Martha’s Vineyard.
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Because in the game of “Cops & Robbers”, the cop always comes in third.
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Sam was winning the new life size Candyland with the Transgender Bridge card until Jerome got to got Crackpipe Mountain.
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Announcer – “And our track was contributed by Raggedy Ass Carpet.”
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Report: kids trample a giant Obama rainbow flag.
Winner gets a free ice cream cone and a government nanny to be named later.
The greens unleash their newest public transportation system.
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Hey, kid, how’d you get the First Lady’s shorts?
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You can run kids, but you cannot hide (from Obama’s $9 trillion deficit).
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First three in line get to see the doctor. What’s that Susy … your left ankle is broken? Here’s a roll of duct tape … come back tomorrow and try again.
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