Caption Contest
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Monday, September 14, 2009
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Bradley C. Bower, File)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
I knew a weasely, self-centered, back-stabbing, d*uchbag, an YOU sir are not…oh wait.
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unidentified man: “…under Obamacare, will Blurryfingerson’s disease be covered?..ANSWER ME!”.
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unidentified man: “If YOUR Cadillac Plan Government run healthcare is SOOOO good, how come they couldn’t fix your Moderatedouchebaginson’s disease???.”
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unidentified man: “…sorry, I don’t have a question…I just have a mild case of Hummingbirdwinginson’s diseas..see?”
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“I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!!!”
Been waiting to use that one since I saw “Better off Dead” 20 some years ago…
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Confronted by a raving loon, Specter tries to deflect its anger by imitating Bob Dole.
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I always new you was a Jackass….
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I’m going to take this @#$%$ ball and stick it down your $%#!%& throat.
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Health care sucks and I am tired of performing my own rectical exams. Here smell my finger!!
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and you better validate my parking!!!
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I can’t believe I changed parties for this!!
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Specter appears before the electoral death panel.
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“Senator, I can clear the room of angry protesters, just pull my finger.”
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Senator, this finger is more stable than your choice of political party.
Billy Conn jabs with a lightning fast finger while Louis prepares his haymaker.
Robo-Senator practices pretend listening.
Will you allow me to be your surgeon, Senator?
And you tell that great unifier in your Whitehouse…
I don’t care if your involuntary euthanasia is free, Senator.
My name’s Mr Smith, and I’ve come to Washington…
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Er … Bob. If I were you I’d keep my finger away from the pro-Obamacare people. They tend to bite …
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Specter – “Well sir, suddenly I am thinking more favorably about Death Panels.”
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After reading Flash comicbooks for years, Zed was able to vibrate his molecules enough to reach inside Specter’s head.
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You call that Parkinson’s?? THIS is Parkinson’s!!!
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I’m not touching you!
I’m not touching you!
I’m not touching you!
I’m not touching you…
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Arlen’s thought bubble: Jeeze! If it weren’t for the size of the payola, I’d be tempted to quit this gig right now!
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Dude, pull my finger.
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“And another thing: I know Joe Wilson! Joe Wilson is a friend of mine. And you, Senator, are no Joe Wilson!”
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Senator Specter: “Sir, if you would just hold your finger still, I will pull it, I promise.”
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Senator Specter: “Sir, you have to extend two fingers to make the scissors that are beaten by the rock I am making with my fist. Wanna try again?”
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Little Girl – “Grandma, my teacher would give these two a time-out!”
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I don’t ne ne ne need no sti sti stinkin’ Obamacare…cu cu cuz I gaa gaa got BennyHinnCare….
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[...] Monday Contest has already been thrown under the [...]
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Man: “B-B-Ba-ba-ba…”
Specter: “Bang?”
Man: “Yea”
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Specter, you get one more shot at sanity, and then…
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Specter thought bubble – This guy’s finger is moving crazier than that magic bullet that killed JFK!
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Senator Arlen Specter (D) takes note of the too-fast-for the eye movements of the man’s finger and realizes that he is trapped in the Matrix.
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No, you can’t have any ketchup. You’ll eat that frickin crow raw!
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Neener neener neener!
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Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!
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Rock, Paper, Scissor!!! Okay, best out of three.
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“You think Serena, Kanye and that Wilson guy are rude? Well, self-important m*th*rf*ck*r …”
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Don’t tell me to try some decaf!
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“Mr. Specter, you’re excellent and Imma let you finish, but Jim Jeffords was the best turncoat Senator of ALL TIME.”
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