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Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    I thought that Sith lords used red crystals?

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  2. elliot says:

    Is that all you’ve got? May the farce be with you.

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  3. elliot says:

    Obami Won Kinobi.

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  4. Idiot says:

    Whatta putz.

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  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama demonstrates, off the record, exactly what he did to Sgt. James Crowley after the White House Press Corps cameras left the Beer Fest.

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  6. brainy435 says:

    Come on! Even the 8 yr old knows you don’t bring a fake lightsaber to an epee fight.

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  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama has refused to comment on Senator Max Baucus and his version of a healthcare plan but according to White House insiders it’s DOA.

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  8. brainy435 says:

    Obama shows a visual reference of his national defense policies.

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  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s has sent Biden to Iraq three times in less than nine months to no avail; so now the President is personally planning a special welcome home for the returning gaffe machine.

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  10. The President demonstrates how splenectomies will be performed under ObamaCare.

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  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Already famous for creating new terminology, Obama has killed the moniker Czars — they’re now “Point People.”

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  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Hey, Maureen Dowd, what if Bush used a black man for fencing practice?

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  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama announced that the Eastern Missile Defense Plan has been scrapped. To defend our allies he believes that even “the pen is mightier than the sword”.

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  14. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama plans to demonstrate to his healthcare critics how very sharp he is by appearing on an unheard of five+ Sunday morning shows and Monday’s David Letterman.

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  15. Maggie Mama says:

    What the cameras fail to show is that Obama’s fencing partner is wearing a “Joe Wilson” T-shirt.

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  16. Obama shows off his skill at the new “political jousting” demonstration sport being proposed for the 2016 Olympics in Chicago.

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  17. rodney dill says:

    Maybe you should stick to bowling, sir.

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  18. Alex Knapp says:

    Kanye West interrupted this moment on the White House lawn, saying, “Mr. President, you got mad skills and Imma let you finish but Mace Windu was the best lightsaber duelist of ALL TIME.”

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  19. Elmo says:

    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty,
    I feel pretty and witty and bright!
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn’t me tonight.

    I feel charming,
    Oh, so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel!
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I’m real.

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  20. Elmo says:

    Needs more pinkie …

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  21. Elmo says:

    Hey … this is fun, bring me another Joo!

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  22. Alex Knapp says:

    Han Solo butted into the proceedings later, telling the President, “You are excellent, and Imma let you finish, but hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.”

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  23. Alex Knapp says:

    Obama’s daughters were not present for the event. In a press conference later, Robert Gibbs admitted that the girls had to go to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters.

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  24. Alex Knapp says:

    After being struck with the lightsaber, the fencing coach was annoyed that he did not “become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

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  25. Drew says:

    Don’t taze me bro !!

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  26. Alex Knapp says:

    “Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a President.”
    “But nobody worries about upsetting a fencing coach.”
    “That’s ’cause a fencing coach don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Presidents have been known to do that.”
    “I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy. Let the President win.”

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  27. R. Dave says:

    World Net Daily reports: “Is Obama truly Christian? Leaked photo suggests Jedi faith.”

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  28. IrishTexan says:

    You put one-uh mine in da hospital. I’m puttin’ you in da morgue. Dats the Chicago way……..

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  29. odograph says:

    Obama repels French invaders.

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  30. President Obama’s skill and dexterity with a light saber convinced him that a missile shield for Eastern Europe was no longer necessary.

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  31. R. Dave says:

    Obama: “Ha! Take that!” {poke}
    Fencing Guy: *chuckle*
    Obama: “And that!” {poke}{poke}
    Fencing Guy: “Heh, good one, Mr. President.”
    Obama: “And that!” {poke}{poke}{poke}
    Fencing Guy:
    Obama: “And that!” {poke}
    Fencing guy to Secret Service: “Look, do you guys want to do something here, or can I just hit him back?”

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  32. Wyatt Earp says:

    After only nine months, Obama’s presidency is already in limbo.

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  33. LIndy R. Dole says:

    Only an idiot brings a lightsaber to a teleprompter fight.

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  34. Wayne says:

    Liberal world Obama plan would be a winner. Light saber wins over steel.

    Conservative world Obama plan would be a loser once again.

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  35. Brian J. says:

    Barry riposte.

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  36. Clovis says:

    I don’t care if it is an ACORN sanctioned brothel.

    You … will … NOT … take my daughters!

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  37. Obami-wan Kenobi says, “These aren’t the hopes and changes you are looking for.”

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  38. It’s good to be the president.

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  39. Maggie Mama says:

    “Stick to bowling?” Damn, Dill, a “gut” blow is always better than a “gut-ter” ball!

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  40. President Obama: Got ‘im! I got ‘im!
    Men’s Olympic Saber Fencing Silver Medalist Tim Morehouse: Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.

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  41. You’re from Chicago? Is that where you learned to bring a plastic light saber to a knife fight?

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  42. This one learned quickly that it is better to give up than to be accused of racism for opposing President Obama.

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  43. “Give me the plans to the death panels star!”

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  44. RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”

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  45. “A touch, a touch, I do confess.”

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  46. elliot says:

    All I get is this lousy plastic lightsaber, at least Billy boy got to poke somebody with a cigar.

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  47. G.A.Phillips says:

    All I get is this lousy plastic lightsaber, at least Billy boy got to poke somebody with a cigar.

    Din’t he get to shoot a couple missiles into a asspirin factory too…..?

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  48. […] Thursday Contest has been foiled […]

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  49. markm says:

    Obama: “TAKE THAT!!…Mr Polis/Czech Republic aint got not saber shield…guy…”

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  50. markm says:

    Obama: “HEY, just thought of one….how many Polach’s does it take to plug in a shieldski you don’t haveski…no, wait, that’s not civil….”

    (two birdski’s with one stone!)

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  51. markm says:

    Tim Morehouse: “Now, we can cut the fat from ACORN….AND make it deficit nuetral, SEE!”

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  52. markm says:

    Obama: “TAKE THAT!!…Mr Polis/Czech Republic aint got not saber shield…guy…”

    (OR…Polish….sorry, i’ve been over served….self inflicted, but none the less)

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  53. markm says:

    Kid to Obama’s left: “DAYUM Bro….we are 80% in agreement that you were close to som Saltine junk..”

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  54. President Obama’s most recent version of saber rattling left Vladimir Putin underwhelmed.

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  55. “Take that Limbaugh!”

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  56. markm says:

    Tim Morehouse: “Now that I have this pre-existing saber wound, WILL i be covered under the Max Baucus POS”

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  57. Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
    Man in Black: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
    Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
    Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
    Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don’t know.
    Man in Black: And what is that?
    Inigo Montoya: I… am not left-handed.
    [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
    Man in Black: You are amazing.
    Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
    Man in Black: Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.
    Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
    Man in Black: I’m not left-handed either.

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  58. “Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a plastic lightsaber. How weird is that?”

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  59. Critics found Spike Lee’s fantasy Kill Hill somewhat derivative, though they admitted getting the President to star in it was something of a Coupé.

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  60. mbs1960 says:

    DearLeader in a stirring & dramatic teaching moment, displays incredible martial skills when viciously attacked by an evil racist GOP counter-revolutionary!

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  61. DL says:

    Obama begins boot camp instruction with his civilian army.

    “Watch him say ‘yes sir,’ when I flip this switch!”

    Obama demonstrates his newest high tech weapon for a kinder, gentler America.

    “This is the way we organized Chicago folks.”

    “If this doesn’t work, I’ll just throw him under a bus.”

    “Actually, I’m sucking all the money out of his wallet now.”

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  62. Maggie Mama says:

    Although he doesn’t give a hoot about Eastern European democracies, Obama is prepared to protect a terrified Speaker Pelosi from American political violence.

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  63. Idiot says:

    No matter how far and how much he has changed, sometimes Urkel is still the same 14 year old he always was.

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  66. Cowboy Blob says:

    My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-Ears, your Crummy Healthcare System killed my Grandmother! Prepare to Die!

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  68. Elmo says:

    Hoisted by their own ret*rd.

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  69. Elmo says:

    Bambi prepares to make the Sunday rounds, of Sycophant News Media.

    I got your Palin right here ….

    This is how we used to do it on Tatooine … oops … I meant Hawaii.

    Obamahood … steal from the healthy, give to the sick.

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  70. MikeM says:

    Fake, hollow, and collapses when pushed hard.

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  71. G.A.Phillips says:

    Louis Farrakhan butted into the proceedings later, telling the President, “You are excellent, and Imma let you finish, but honky religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good community organization at your side.”

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  72. G.A.Phillips says:

    Don’t malaise me bro!!!!!!

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