Caption Contest
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Friday, November 13, 2009
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Time for an OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Tuesday-ish.
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No amount of image makeover will change the fact that teabaggers are still batshit crazy….
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Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference.
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Obama’s new anti-capitalistic, bloodsucking tax czar being groomed for his new position
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Scientists do their part to ensure higher fruit bat populations.
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Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.
… and then we put the tooth brush back in Rush’s bathroom. (The White House media wars heat up)
Does the bat fly? No, I fling her.
I didn’t see that coming.
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In Transylvania, Even Bats Have Better Health and Dental coverage.
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Nancy Pelosi getting a final hair touch up before going on camera.
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Michelle cleaning of Barack after a night out.
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1. Batman: Alfred, a little more to left…a little more…..aaahhhhh — perfect!
2. Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!
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“I hang out with Meat Loaf. Good times. Me? Just a bat out of hell.”
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Despite the sheer optimism on the designer’s part, the new line of My Little Pony was not a hit.
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Manu Ginobili makes amends with his new acquaintance.
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The “Flying FOX Network” is being groomed for introduction, despite White House opposition.
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“Owner Joe Snerd grooms Hephzibah VI, this year’s favorite among the working bats breeds.”
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Worker at Spalding finishes another Louisville Slugger.
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“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”
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Healthcare reform may end up flying but no amount of grooming is going to make it pretty or prevent it from sucking the blood out of you.
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Lipstick on a pit bull didn’t sell. How about highlights on bat?
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Ozzie’s roadie grooms the bat so it tastes great and is less filling.
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[...] Outside The Beltway [...]
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In another fist for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan Turkey this thanksgiving.
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err, I meant first, crap….
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o/~ Shave and a haircut… two bats o/~
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Hearing that the Wall Street Journal had great ‘circulation’, speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi prepares herself to suck dry whatever assets she can, and corner the botox industry.
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It may look like a bat; it may fly like a bat; but it ain’t no Superhero …. kinda like Obamabat …. no make-up artist can cover up his imperfections either.
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Halloween’s over but the First Lady is really more comfortable in her usual costume.
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Senator Reid declared they would pass Obamacare like a bat out of hell and liberal Democrats prepared for the media blitz.
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The tooth? you can’t handle the tooth
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Fang you very much.
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Nice-fur-bat-too
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Aw, just another little bat from Biden’s belfry.
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“Don’t get me wrong, Halloween is super fun, and all that – but the after-holiday cleanups are such a chore – even when one has one’s own personal – heh! – batman…”
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The new mascot for the Democrat party?
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Ya it like sucks out your life’s blood then hangs over your head and poops on you…..
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When rats fly?
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In another first for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan turkey this Thanksgiving.
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Im Bat?
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Nancy Pelosi’s tea bag?
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P.E.T.A. loves the idea of single payer health care?
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Batatouille — coming to a theatre near you
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iBat
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“I can see Russia from here!”
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Keith Obermann finally morphs.
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What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank?
One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.
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When pigeons go Goth.
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when I took the job as bat boy, I had no idea.
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As the pets owner, Kevin Charles grooms his little animal. His neighbor calls and wants to know if he can help with little league practice. His wife says, I don’t know, hang on I’ll get him …K.C’s at the bat.
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..he likes getting groomed so much, that he doesn’t even ‘bat’ an eye.
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