Caption Contest
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Monday, November 23, 2009
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Nice kickers with that suit, Wen, I am impressed.
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Wen, your new shoes are so well polished and shinny I thought I was staring into the eyes my Beautiful telepromter for a moment, but then I saw that you had stepped into some poop, and all I could see was a red phone….
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Welcome to China! You like the suit? Step over here, pick the material, a few measurements, we’ll have it for you in 24 hours.
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Not to be outdone, President Hu Jintao curtsied.
chsw
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Obama: “Mr. Premier, I am…”
Wen Jiabao: “Hey, there’s a wet clean-up in the hallway. Can you get that?”
Obama: “Uh…sure…I…uh…”
Wen Jiabo: “And when you’re done, there’s no towels in the men’s room. Chop, chop!
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Not realizing that TOTUS wouldn’t work in China due to voltage differences, Obama was forced to resort to crib notes on his hand.
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Realizing his visit is doomed to failure, Obama practices his facepalm technique.
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I make it nice and easy for you to DO THE SEX TO ME!!
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Don’t miss The Nutcracker this year with a new international cast!
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Friday on FOX: On the new UN’s Got Talent show, President Obama’s gracious acquiescence means Hu’s on first.
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Domo arigoto Mr. Roboto.
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Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
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President Obama took Premier Jiabao’s talk to the hand comment a little too literally.
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In a
surrealall to real moment, President Obama and Premier Jiabao reenacted their favorite David Byrne movements from Stop Making Sense.Helpful or Unhelpful:
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“…and then you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.”
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Obama: “You call that a Messiah impersonation? Take him away!”
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Time to learn Grasshopper. In China you show deep respect to your intellectual superior by unzipping his fly, bowing deep and repetitively until you receive your bailout.
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Obama couldn’t contain his smile as he read the note on proper protocol that Rahm Emanual penned on his hand.
Obama checks for his halo in the little hand mirror he always carries.
Sclew the hand I wait fowah him to bow down.
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“You will be sitting on my left, here, with the other Kenyans.”
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What are you looking at Mr. President? Oh! That is why you like bow so much.
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“Hey, isn’t that your self-respect over there in the corner?”
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Obama: You lookee nicee in that suit. It numba’ one!
Wen Jiabao: Are you #uckin’ serious?!?
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After President George H. W. Bush’s “I Care” teleprompter snafu, you would have thought that President Obama’s handlers would have ben more careful than to insert “(make backhanded compliment)” in his speech to Premier Jiabao.
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Let’s try that again, with more feeling and proper spelling…
After President George H. W. Bush’s “(Message: I care)” teleprompter snafu, you would have thought that President Obama’s handlers would have been more careful than to insert “(Make backhanded compliment)” in his speech to Premier Jiabao.
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“You do know what they say about guys with big hands, don’t you?”
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Szechuan dumplings after the deal has been done.
I’m the One.
(It’s a glamour profession.)
I’m the One.
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How now kowtow?
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I told Bush where the right door was, but he ignored me…..and we all know how that ended….
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Now that our business is complete, what do you say we Taiwan on? Get it? Tie One on? Ha ha ha, I crack myself up sometimes.
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Obama-Nice suit Wen…..
Wen-you no look you buy!!!!
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Premier Jaibao was too slow getting into his crane technique to defend himself when President Obama said he wanted to show him something he learned from watching Bruce Lee movies as a kid.
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Since you think money grows on trees, you sit over here little ACORN.
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President Hu Jintao may have given the real Obama a frosty reception, but he greets with opened arms Mrs. Tussaud’s wax version of the submissive American.
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Yes, I am very fond of dogs, and no I have not seen..uh..your dog Bobo. Now please, walk this way, we will be serving dinner soon.
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