Caption Contest
Time for the Christmas Eve OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Michele Crosera (ITALY ENVIRONMENT TRAVEL IMAGES OF THE DAY)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Winners for last Monday Contest will be delayed until Friday or Saturday due to the Holidays.





Oy vey Esaiah, I think we should call my friend Noah,no?
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Moysha,we don’t feel like doing a wave right now?
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Are any references to Shakespeare (or Marlowe) necessarily racist?
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Pope Benedict showed his humorous side when he promised the Rabbis “the best table in Venice.”
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Okay, maybe Netanyahu is letting these settlement expansions go a little too far…
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The Much Wet of Venice
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So why do they stay there in water up to their knees? Well, that I can tell you in one word… o/~ VACATTTIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! o/~
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“We are here to judge the Venezia Stripteasia. No matter what, the show must go on.”
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Hey guys, SHARK!!
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Not a caption: Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah or a Joyous Kwanzaa (Dec 26th to Jan 1st.)
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We need a bigger boat?
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When the big guy gives ya lemons, some ice … a lil sugar … voila lemonade!
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The fascists now firmly in control, the cities abandoned … Bambi safely in Hawaii. A brave few smile in beelzebub’s face. Bring it on.
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Fogetting to press the maitre d’s palm? There are some things plastic can’t buy … for everything else, there’s cash.
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We need a boat?
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[...] Current Contests: Cowboy Blob (I won here last week!) Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT (I won here last week!) [...]
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[...] Rodney Dill [...]
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I told you we’d get thrown off that great tour bus cause you’re all wet blankets! Meh!
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When in
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[...] Thursday Contest hopes the fish special is [...]
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Not many tourists see Venice’s gefilte fishermen.
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Sit down already, you can’t even part your own hair… let alone this.
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Reve humide de Albear Goresky.
Wah tay goo Siam.
Albear Goresky 2) Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.
A brave few resisted the everpresent siren call, to partake of the KoolAid.
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“We had bitchin’ Hanukkah,
But we hit too much marijuanukkah,
Now we’re up some weird creekuranukkah,
We need a paddleanukkah!”
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Doing his George Strait impersonation, a lonely Moshe sings out to a hot Italian babe: “…..I’ve got the paddle, I’ve got the boat. Come on baby, I know she’ll float. We’ll go rolling on the river of love ….”
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Or some pimped out
Kayakanakkah
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Amish gone wild.
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