Caption Contest
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Monday, November 7, 2005
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Those who enjoyed Hillary’s fish story were thrilled by her “I’m a centrist” whoppers.
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Hillary gives another stirring rendition of her “In My Pants Suit” speech.
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* BE HEALED!!!!!
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I swear to god… He came at me with a cigar the size of a frickin python!!
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“And one time, at band camp…”
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“Kneel before your Empress!”
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“Yes, as is traditional, this President will entertain young, easy, endowed males in the Oval Office.”
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One bullet.
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Wait! Stop it! You people out there juat ask the questions I have given to you, then grin, and act like you are having an orgasm, just like Tim Russert.
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* Voice of Don Adams: ” Missed it by THAT MUCH:.
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* I swear, Elenor Roosevelt’s butt was this wide.
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I’m better than Bill at most everything. Heck, just last week we went fishing – Bill caught nothing and I caught one this big!!!
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Guy behind Hillary to the other guy:
“Look, I’ve told you before, there’s been no first black president, and if there was, no way was he hitting that.â€Â
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Then Janet Reno came out of the bathroom……
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Hillary was in big trouble. The puppet show had already begun and her sock puppets were nowhere to be found.
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“But it leaned slightly to the left.”
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“All in favor for Burka’s in the Senate?. . . The Aye’s have it.”
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“Come on, one more verse of ‘If You’re Happy and You Know It’!”
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DRUDGEREPORTING: Today Hillary Clinton demonstrated for Congress how she posed for her Flashmountain photo on the Disney Splash Mountain ride.
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Hillary, who has already started her 2008 campaign in the Bible Thumping Tour of Red States, cries out:
“Hallelujah, Jesus, do I hear an Amen”?
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“The Republic will be reorganized into the first GALACTIC EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!”
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“If I am elected President, your taxes will be raised thi-i-i-is much.”
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“That’s it. Keep your hands up and step away from the microphone!”
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“While we were dating, Bill said it was this big, and I told him he was full of crap. Little did I know he was talking about his .. uhm appetite, and not his er… appendage.”
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“And then I spread my hands real wide, and at the opportune moment, I smacked Bill on the flanks as hard as I could.
“And that’s how we got Chelsea…”
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“Let’s not go making a mountain of an Ole Hill.”
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See? I’m a centrist!
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Mere moments into her inaugural address, President Hillary Clinton quickly surrenders the United States to some guy wearing a turban in the third row.
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Okay, I forgot to bring the sock puppets, but this is basically how the debates are going to go…
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“Have I got it right, Jacques? Is this how you do it?”
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Something about a ten foot pole …..
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I have a dream!
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I want you people to listen to me. I do not know nor have I ever been near, Fort Marcy Park.
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The village need be no larger than this. The child needs to be small though!
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“And it is a great, great, great big fat lie that the reason I want to run for president in 2008 is to see what it’s like to sleep in the president’s bed.”
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These hands are calloused from years of working for America!
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All 1500 missing files were in a box this big, I swear!
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“…and I challenge any Republican to talk out of both sides of their mouth like this.”
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“The first ashtray missed Bill by this much, but the second one caught him upside the head just so…”
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I was this close to getting total control of your healthcare -this close I tell ya!”
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“The smartest woman in the world demonstrates the size of her enormous brain for the benefit of the main stream media.”
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Hillary demonstrates for the Senate her enormous understanding of defense as she shows how to steer a F-14 Warthog into a hangar.
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Hillary sings the praises of Communism as she demonstrates the average size of free Cuban cigars smoked by everyday Havana peasants.
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Hillary says: I swear Teddy Kennedy’s a** is
this big.
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Let me tell you, when Chelsea was born with a big head. My vagina felt as though it was stretched this wide.
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I couldn’t believe he was banging an intern that looked this wide from behind!
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“Ok, so you got Nixon with his ‘I am not a crook’ whopper and my husband with his ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman’ cock-and-bull story ( mind you … not that I think Ms Lewinsky is a bull) plus Bush’s ‘Saddam and the WMDs’ yarn.
So, I promise you, that in my administration, we will bring evasiveness to a new level, fabrication to a pinnacle and artifice to a new standard.”
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Hillary attempts to catch a clue…
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* Hillary does her very special impression of Al Gore.
* Demonstrating that once you come out as a Pagan bisexual married leatherdyke, flying isn’t so hard.
* With that much hyperbole, you should be in congress. Oh, wait….
* It was this big, Bevis. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Cool.
* Tryouts for “The Taming of the Shrew”
* You had to be careful holding those cookie pans.
* A demonstration of the inch we gave Hillary.
* Hillary Poses for her Milk Carton picture, to be released in January 2009.
* Hillary Clinton describing the size of her shredder.
* Hillary tried out for the title role in “Funny Girl” once Bozo Babs retired but nobody thought her performance believable THERE, either.
*(nod to trek fans) “Temba, his arms wide.”
* (Nod to Python fans) It’s Owl-Stretching Time!
* Hillary demonstrating her usual tactics with the truth
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In what would become the first major political speech deemed inappropriate for broadcast television, Hillary Clinton explains why she stood by Bill for all those years.
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Hillary shows the measures she took to convince Janet Reno to run against Jeb Bush.
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And then Moses parted the Red Man.
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Hillary surrenders to fashion police.
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“I just want to make one thing clear, I do not normally hang-out at Banana Joe’s. And, I’m alright the B*tch didn’t punch that hard.”
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“Watch us Democrats play the religion card this big.”
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“And when Bill came back from testifying, I swear his nose was this long”
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So in summary, my Health Care Bill will have every American in this “stick up” position as we allow the government to rob you blind. Any questions?”
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