Caption Contest
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Thursday, April 29, 2010
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Slow down, TOTUS, I’ve lost my place!
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You listen. I read.
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Helen, YOU don’t get first question any more.
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“Look what you made me do!” (Dangit, will he ever stop blaming Bush?)
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You can’t blame ME! Blame Interior Secretary Salazaar for the Cape Wind Project. And just remember, that Ted Kennedy was a friend of MINE!
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Congresswoman Bachmann, we are all dumber for hearing your last statement. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Helen, I’m glad you’re on my side!
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Hey you! It’sh none of your shdamn businesssh what I have in my #%@&ing drink…(hic) Next question.
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Obama’s audition to replace Lord Kitchener was an epic fail.
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I Want You… to give me all your money
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Arrest that little old lady with the tea!
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The president indicated just which “youth” he wanted to visit with to “re-energize” the 2008 coalition. She had no comment.
The president tried out his new “lounge singer” persona with voters.
Who knew Urkel had a drinking problem.
After a stiff drink, the president resorted to using his finger as a pointer to not lose his place on the tele-prompter.
Remember, only you can prevent runaway government spending.
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I want you out, you rightist!
You can get with my program or get lost!
I won, you lost. Live with it!
I am coming for you today! Tomorrow……
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Hey you, yah you with the wallet, empty it out now!
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Still reading the Bible and clinging to your guns?
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Big Bother is watching you.
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“I’ll get you, my pretty… and your little dog too!”
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“I did not have sex with that woman.”
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The only thing we know for certain is that President Obama must be addressing an ally, he would never be so rude to an enemy.
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“Are you The One? No, wait, that’s me. Never mind.”
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“I AM the government and I WILL screw you!
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I’ll eat your soul, Hahahahahaaaaa……..
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“I’ll take UNWASTED CRISES for $800B, Alex.”
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Hey you – you’ve made enough money!
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Only you can prevent compulsive liars.
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Bustin’ a move!
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And now, here’s a little number…just for you.
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I’m going to stop that oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico by putting my finger in it just like this, right after I blame George W. Bush for causing it.
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You, under the bus.
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Remember, only er uhm you can prevent uh, you know, uhm forest fires.
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How much for a slightly used nation? Do I hear 20? I have 20…20..I have 25…30…I have 30…30…do I hear 35? Thirty-five…35…35. Thirty-five going once…twice…SOLD to the Chinese gentlemen in the back for 35 trillion.
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Sorry for this one but:
Uncle Sam(bo) wants you!
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[...] Rodney can’t find his place (on the teleprompter). [...]
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“There’s Waldo!!!!”
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“America, pull my finger.”
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“Lets go..ummm…ummmm… this way”
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“I’ve split the country right down the middle.”
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