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Monday, January 23, 2006
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
99.9% of respondents in the survey could not determine which was tragedy and which was comedy.
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Mayor Nagin as he apologizes for his “Chocolate New Orleans” comments, announced a new addition to his office….” Someone so white ya get a sunburn just lookin’ at him….”
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Say what…Y’all never heard of white chocolate?
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In an attempt to redeem himself, Mayor Nagin displays the new ad campaign to get white chocolate into the Big Easy for Carnival.
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Inside the funhouse that is the mind of Ray Nagin.
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After finally getting an audience with the Wizard of Oz, Nagin still hadn’t made up his mind: brain, heart or courage?
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Mayor Nagin finally gets his hands on the Mirrormask, and realizes that he can send his evil twin back to the universe from which he came.
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Got milk? Got masks? Got buses?
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Mayor Of The Year Ray Nagin congratulates Satan for winning the rights to an NHL expansion franchise in Hell and offers to help build the first open-air professional hockey stadium.
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New Orleans Mayor Nagin announced today that he is marrying a white chick to make things honky dory.
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At a press conference Sunday, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin (D-Nougat) claims that after six more months of rebuilding, it will once again only take three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of New Orleans.
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“send in the clowns.”
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Send in the clowns!!!
Oh, nevermind; I think I see two of them now…
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Williewonkaville: Rebuild or Reload?
Disaster was percolating in New Orleans long before Bush brought the wrath of Katrina to town. You have to hand it to the liberals: when they are in charge, they always seem to end up number one in something bad.
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Yes, I’m resigning to join Cirque du Soleil… no floods, no buses, and the clowns aren’t elected…
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“Pictured above is the visage representing the actions of the responsiblity-free, mixed with revelry and debauchery, while concealing personal accountability. Also shown is a Mardi Gras mask.”
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I meant to include white chocolate – like this. God likes all brands of chocolate coloring.
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Nagin to replace Travolta and Cage in Face/Off 2.
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Investigators are still determining which face is real.
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Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
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I’ve got a naggin’ suspicion Nagin took one too many to the nogin in Nawlins.
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Mayor Nagins consults Jambi… (mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho…) who has a lot more time on his, ahem, hands since Paul Reubens stopped playing Pee Wee.
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Professor No Hair invites everyone to come down and enjoy Tipitina’s and Mardi Gras this year.
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Mayor Nagins claimed today that he gave up his busses for Lent, or that he gave up and lent his busses, or something….
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Ofay? ‘ts OK, come play at Chez Ray… laissez bon temps roulez!
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Mayor Nagins attempt to woo the NHL to New Orleans seemed doomed from the start.
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Mayor Nagin refused to disclose who was hiding behind the white (blanco) mask because she was still too ashamed to show her face in New Orleans.
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While humming “I’m Walking on Sunshine“, Mayor Nagins announces that Katrina and the Waves will open this year’s Jazz and Heritage Festival.
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Oh man, am I going to Hell for that one.
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The many faces of a Democratic politician.
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As Nagin finished the audition for Hamlet, the casting director was still puzzling about hearing,
“O! that this too too solid chocolate would melt.”
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“Hurricane Nagins keeps on a blowing.”
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“You know how I have my finger on the pulse of God and all? Well, he’s saying all you little chocolates, enchiladas and white breads need to get on down here for The Mardi Gras.”
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I’m not biased -I ‘ll give both of them the same IQ.
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This will definitely be the “Bottom of the Barrel”, but I thought I’d float it out here now too. (sung to — Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)
Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
I looked over Pontchartrain and what did I see
(No buses for to carry them home)*
A band of new homeless people gunnin’ after me.
(bulldozers gonna bury their old homes)*
Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
If FEMA don’t get blamed ahead of me,
(for not Makin’ Nawlins a safe home)*
I’ll need protection from N.O.P.D
(to Make Nawlins my safe home.)*
Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
I’m sometimes up, but I keep gettin’ put down,
(for not Makin’ Nawlins a safe home):
Most people think I’m some bad-ass’d Clown
(The circus could be my new home!)*
Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
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“The Newest Member Of The Pat Robertson Stick Your Foot In Your Mouth Club.”
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“The Newest Member Of The Pat Robertson Stick Your Foot In Your Mouth Club.â€Â
(aka — Feets Anonymous)
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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin unveils a depiction of the face behind the voices he hears in his head.
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* Not all the clowns were masked.
* Luke!! I AM your father!!
* Ya’ever get the feeling you were… you know…. being WATCHED?
* When the mayor instroduced the mask as his wife, the citizens finally knew they had to act.
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After putting his foot in his mouth for the last time, Nagin announces his new career as a Street Mime, Le Nagin.
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