Caption Contest
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
The GOP unveils it’s new, progressive mascot.
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THe Democrats, in an effort to attract more voters, started trying to LOOK like Republicans, but they could never loose the Circus atmosphere that surrounded them.
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Welcome To The Log Cabin Republican Website.
(skip intro)
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Fly, fly. Be free!
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You think your job is bad. I’m working for peanuts.
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As the new ‘Confessions’ video shows, old age & a slowing metabolism finally catch up with Madonna…
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Put your right rear leg in, put your right rear leg out, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.
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The Republicans had no intention of jumping through any hoops to appease the Democrats. But they showed some willingness to compromise.
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When it comes to Abramoff, the Democrats have chosen a “smoke and mirror” campaign to deny allegations; however, the Republicans are engaged in nothing short of a circus.
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Sometimes, an elephant wishes it could forget.
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* The Hannibal day celebrations took an unexpected turn.
* A self-abused, stomped elephant…
* The memory tricks they teach you here are useful, but can be dangerous.
* The first attempts at making an elephant fly.
* Good boy, Shep!
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Once Tommy Tune consciously decided no longer to ignore the elephant in the room, he made it “dance fabulouslyâ€Â.
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Old Dubya couldn’t please everyone, but ya’ll can’t deny that he put in some serious effort.
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The ankle-shackling oppression of elephant gay pride.
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“And for her next trick, Blanco will decide when elections will be held in New Orleans!”
Barbara Boxer, not up for election this cycle, had really let herself go.
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After a time, Moore had eaten enough that he took on a shape that observers could only label “Ironic”
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Marion Berry always said that Republicans always have a trick up their sleeves. Berry will best be remembered for being caught in a motel room smoking crack with a trick.
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“Okay, Karl, you’ve made your point — now go back to making the donkey dance.”
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Unfortunately, the new Liberal designed “Jumbo” jet just never got off the ground
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Notice how they removed the tusks before they made the elephant do the trick that made it look ridiculous? A wise donkey could learn something from that.
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The GOP selection process for it’s new Majority Leader position in the House grows ever more strange.
Sure the GOP looks rather silly, but you should see what the Democrats are doing in the smaller ring.
Let me be Blunt, Shadegg gives me a Boehner.
A three-legged tool.
After his football career ended precipitously, Scott Norwood made the most of a bad situation with his “Wide Right” circus show.
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Karl Rove is back.
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In an amazing feet, the Republicans had already jumped through one hoop, the Alito confirmation, and needed to get through another 4 before the Olympics. The NSA “investigation”; New Orlean finger-pointing; “Broken” Army; and the last and hardest question, boxers or briefs for Cheney.
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In an effort to diversify beyond software, Microsoft unveils a lean, efficient hula hoop organizer.
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“In Indiana We Call This A Sobriety Test.”
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“So whadda say we do Brokeback Mountain 2, but with a Sigfreid and Roy feel? Instead of sheepherders, we use elephant trainers…”
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“After liberal thoughtcriminals are identified via warrantless wiretaps,” Attorney General Gonzales explained, “we will isolate them in these specially-constructed cages.”
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Seconds later, tragedy struck the Super Friends, when Zan’s ice footstool crumpled under the weight of Jayna’s elephant.
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Halftime entertainment at the Alito confirmation hearings…or…Another Democrat attempt at making a Republican look foolish.
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The Democrats offer a new candidate to fill the Senate Seat Currently held by Seanator Rbt Byrd… Mr. L. A. Funt, of Wheeling, WV. Called “Mr. Big” by his freinds, he is the most Republican looking candidate fielded by the Democrats this election cycle. He’s running, say his staff, on a platform of “balance in government.”
Says one source: “Hey, look, we had 50 years with a Byrd. May as well try another animal. It doesn’t hurt tha this one will confuse the voter.”
Critics, however, suggest his past political exploits are not well defined. “He’s just a big grey area” said one anonymous source.
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(Continued)
Mr. Funt enjoys playing the Trumpet in his spare time… a point sure to impress people who were impressed by Bill Clinton’s saxiphone.
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Speech, Speech! Caption Contest
Original Caption: Army troops from Fort Riley, Kansas, listen to President Bush deliver a speech at Kansas State University. So what would you say? Photoshop editions welcome as well. Featuring other contests as well, including Rick’s Motel, Outside…
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While the Democrats secretly tried make the Elephant drop its hoops, they failed to realize that it was really only interested in securing its base.
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His weight loss program an utter failure, Michael Moore displays continued affinity for other clowns under the ‘Democratic big tent’.
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Heh, heh. My trunk ain’t the only place I can hold all these rings with no hands.
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The competition between the “Party Symbols” became madcap when the elephant started doing a pole dance.
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A big grey peanut loving pooch….
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Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen: Fresh off the swiftboat from Davos Switzerland, may I present Jooooohn Kerry!!! Tonight, performing for you his latest amaaaazing circus act! With the use of plenty of smoke and mirrors, Kerry will attempt to make this flesh and blood elephant disappear!”
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Babar yearns for the days before the US boycott of France.
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Caption This One (060127)
Couldn’t help it, had to do it:
Winner(s) Monday.
Other Caption Blogginess:
Wizbang
Outside the Beltway
Stuck on Stupid…
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Ted Kennedy crosses the bridge in Chappaquiddick.
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I could have been anything I wanted ….. instead I became a conservative politician (I really need to get out of D.C. more often). I know what your thinking, let my guard down for a minute and the clowns will take over. Well I happen to know they’re too drunk (just let em try). What’s that? You want proof. They nominated Kerry didn’t they.
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All this, chew gum and still stomp on this liberal!
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Whew! One ring down and only six more to crawl through.
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This would be a lot easier if that damned trainer hadn’t superglued my other three feet
to this silly basket.
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This is a hell-of-a-time to get an itch!
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Is that Hillary in the third row pretending she likes me instead of that old donkey in the other ring?
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Sure he can get dramatic -he’s got clothes on.
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This does it -I’m heading back to Africa on the next boat!
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