Caption Contest

The Kemosabe Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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First: FreakyBoy – President Bush then gave a short speech where he apologized for the massacre at Wounded Knee and how he had always been a big fan of Jim Thorpe.

Second: Hermoine – “Namaste? Huh? Laura I think that old woman just said I’m nasty.”

Third: DaveD – President Bush (with his wife Laura) awaits the judges scores after skating effortlessly to a nuclear energy agreement with India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh (far right). His short program a day earlier included a tribute to blossoming democracy in Afghanistan.

Honorable Mention:

Patrick T. McGuire – Somehow, the thought of cowboys and indians will never be the same again.

T. Harris – “Heh-heh, I think I’ll get me one of those cool-lookin’ light blue turbans and REALLY freak out the Dubai port deal opposers!”

The Pirate – “Laura, where’s the Slurpee Machine?”

radio free fred – “The Roses are nice, but I was hoping for Poppies.”

SgtFluffy – You will be paying for these now…please?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“I hear y’all have a New Delhi, I’d just love some thin sliced ham and beef.”

“Condi said I couldn’t call ya ‘raghead’ for a nickname, so I’ll call ya ‘sheethead’ instead, sounds something like my mama used ta call me, if ya know what I mean. Sort of grows on ya”

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