Caption Contest
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Monday, March 13, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
- Spazzmomma [IMG ] – GManRocker *NOTE* I think this is the first time I have seen more photoshop entries than actual captions in a contest. Other Contests: Willisms In The Right Place Random NumbersOutside The Beltway A big thanks to Michelle Malkin for finding this gem, and linking to my contest. You REALLY rock girl! Also linking here: MSNBC GOP Bloggers Little Green Footballs (comment) Suitibly Flip Stuck On Stupid
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Fresh from her latest humanizing makeover, Hillary Rodham Clinton strides onto the Presidential stage.
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Whatever it is, it’s got a great rack!
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This is what happens when Versace does the costumes for Batman.
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Slim Goodbody modernizes his show for the 21st century.
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Date Line Hollywood: Drugs ,Drinking And Casting Couches Take Their Toll.>Tinker Bell Goes To The Dark Side.
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The latest in rape-prevention couture.
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Someone ought to tell Senator Clinton that before she morphs into the she devil and enslave the masses that she needs to change out of the Tazmanian Devil underoos.
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Mrs. Joyner regretted the decision of letting her fiancé choose the outfits for the Wedding.
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(Singing)….” Ya gotta have Heart…. all you really need is heart…..”
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In order to fight against the threat of bio-terrorism, Nanosight Ltd., UK, is working to develop a revolutionary new method of creating artificial antibodies that could offer the best early warning indicator of biological attack. Unfortunately, scientists became extremely discouraged when their first attempt at an artifical antibody looked like Nancy Pelosi.
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Ross Perot’s crazy aunt from the basement is alive and living in the minds of traders and brokers on Wall Street.
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Milosevic’s death caused by avenging Hague Hag.
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I always felt and acted like a demon, so I moved to San Fransisco, got a job with the city, and with my new insurance, wallah!
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Midnight showings of “Rocky” tend to get more bizzare as time goes on.
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You really think this is sufficient wingspan to achieve flight?
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Behold: The thing behind Instapundit.
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Bjork went conservative at the Oscars this year.
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In response to Yale admitting a Taliban spokesman, Harvard announced today they have matriculated “Hellianath – Winged Demon of the Fanged Nether Regions”.
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Skeeters Found At Chenobyl Russia Still Don’t Look Right.
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Howard Dean dresses “how he feels on the inside” for the DNC’s “Out & Proud 2006″ event.
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At a hidden location, Howard Dean, Bill, and Hillary Clinton discussing a new topic. Howard favored it as it appealling to a “newer, hipper” generation. Hillary disagreeing as it meant a “distancing them from the diehards that had always supported them.” Then their was Bill that agreed with Howard for other alterior motives.
The Topic, the new DNC logo.
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There was no slowing down Mardi Gras costumes this year! Katrina seems to of inspired many “Blue and Windy” costumes.
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How we appear to our HMOs.
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A bleeding heart liberal with an advanced case of Bush Derangement Syndrome.
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don’t worry, it’s only a phase, teens have to learn to express themselves, she’ll grow out of it!
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Barry Bonds quits taking steroids.
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God invented beer so that they all look cute around closing time.
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Tom Cruise decided to finally come out of the closet.
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“Tho-ose fingers uh-in my hairrrr/That suh-tllle come-a-hitha starrrre”
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DARPA’s latest program ended prematurely when a left leaning CIA agent observing the technology, got a little too close to the buggerizer.
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Along came Janet Reno with proof that she isn’t heartless.
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Is Your Gynecologist Too Thorough? Call Now.
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Greta was a horrible liar, everyone always saw right through.
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Goth goes Escher.
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I f****ed her. So?
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Dean on replacing the Donkey: “There is no question we will have the edge in the ’18-20 goth kids living at home while secretly dreaming of violently rebelling against their parents’ demographics. We have to get closer to our core!”
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Pink’s wife prepares to go on stage for her part of the finale in The Wall: The Musical!
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Transhumanism has gone a little too far, indeed!
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When DNA from cells in “Lucy’s” skull were used to generate a clone, it was discovered that Richard Leakey was considerably off base in his conclusions about what he had found in Olduvai Gorge.
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Chris Isaak: Heart-Shaped Whirled
Thump, thump, thump, thump, deep in the heart of Queen Alareol the Wise, Protector of the Rainbow-Flame.
Mrs. General Roth’h'ar Sarris
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Karl Rove’s muse.
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What’s in your holster?
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Musta been the genetic engineering in her fruits and vegetables.
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A glimpse of what interns in a Kucinich presidency would have looked like.
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Nice body, … um …, painting.
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Whether the current strain of avian flu can be transmitted to humans from tabulacephalopods remains a mystery, for now.
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Tinkerbell, my ass.
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Austin, you have more entries than she has arms.
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“When You say Tinkerbell My Ass; Is That a Question Or A Request?”
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“I would like to apologize for my last statement, but It would make a great tattoo.”
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