Caption Contest
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Monday, May 1, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
And just to piss you all off, I’d like to introduce you to the next President of the United States, Mr. George W. Bush!
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Double[s] Entendre
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After yet another re-invention of himself, Al Gore (right) announces he is running for President in 2008.
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He’s a three-handed president. He’s right-handed, left-handed, and underhanded, too.
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President Bush attempts once again to explain his opposition to human cloning.
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While the speach was barely intelligible, the reverb effect was great — “Nu-Nu-cu-cu-lar-lar“
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And here we have a simple case of why two is not better than one.
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And now it’s time for the Double Jeopardy round…
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What Moonbats likkered up nightmares look like.
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dubyadubya.com
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Well, he was supposed to be like Mini-Me, but something went wrong…Laura doesn’t seem to mind though…
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* (((((IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE )))))
* Is it just me, or are they making the drinks a bit stronger, at this year’s dinner?
* I’m going to have to cut this speech short… I’m double parked.
* The newest chewing gum ad
* He was split into two seperate personalities due to a strange transporter malfunction
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“Hey W from 10 minutes ago, you are one sexy beast! Yeah, baby!”
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No other President has looked so good doing The Robot.
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The point at which Teddy Kennedy knows he’s had one too many.
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Pres 1: Will everyone be quiet now?
Pres 2: I mean you, Helen!
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“In The 70s We Called This A Bad Acid Trip.”
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President Bush at recent press conference announcing his workaround for the two-term limit
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Jason Robards audition to play President George W. Bush in the upcoming CBS Movie of the Week “The Worst President Ever” went pretty well.
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Don’t let the fingers meet or the universe will end!
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The President demonstrated his confidence in Secretary Rumsfeld by bringing along his stunt double to repeat his comments.
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A man so nice we elected him twice. Twice.
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The President blamed his low poll results on the actions taken by his evil twin George.
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“We’re gonna get rid of Cheney. I’ll run for the top spot and Dubya wants to be VP this time.”
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1) Liberals everywhere suddenly have a panic attack as they no longer can distinguish which Bush to attack.
2) In an interview after the speech, Hillary Clinton claimed this as a reason she votes Pro-choice.
3) After Bush’s clone was caught checking out Laura, George threw him to the press corps.
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Can I get a woof woof?
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Taking a page from Abbie Hoffman’s playbook, dubya attempts to levitate the Pentagon.
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President Bush Signs Contract With Wrigley Gum.
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Keep the American people guessing. Confirm and deny simultaneously.
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The President(s) reverse policy on human cloning.
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Where’s the man in the yellow suit?
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Brokeback to the Future!
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Rich Little is still alive. Who knew?
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Hey W, think Laura will go for a ménage àtrois?
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That last one looked good in preview. Damned French language.
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It was the best of W, it was the worst of W…
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Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Chimpy McBushitlerburton.
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Somewhere, John Kerry is thinking to himself, “Damn, I’ve got to get me a look alike to campaign with.”
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“Everyone, please calm down. Can we get some paramedics up here to the front? It seems that Helen Thomas’ head just exploded.”
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“I think I’ve found a way around the 22nd amendment.”
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I voted for it before he voted against it.
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Uh, oh…here comes Helen Thomas! STUNT DUBYA!!!
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Major metropolitan hospital emergency rooms noted an uptick not only in visitors, but the degree of severity for sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome. Many babbling incoherently: “There’s two!” Said a Kaiser Permanente spokesperson, quoting a recent admission for a three day hold.
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Immediately after the Press Corps dinner, the Evil Rove tore down the White House corridor, happily babbling to himself: “Third term, third term….a Bush by any other name is still a Bush.”
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Bush finds out the hard way that he’s not a Jedi.
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