CAPTION CONTEST-WITH A TWIST
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Wednesday, July 23, 2003
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Enough with the blog wars, already. I’m getting tired of this, this, and frankly (no pun itended), this.
So, inspired by this, let’s just have a nice friendly caption contest, shall we?
Left: The Puppy Blender                 Right: The Liberal Assclown
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Puppy blender: Shut up, assclown.
Assclown: Wanna come over here and make me, fruitcake? Huh, FRUITCAKE?
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Puppy Blender: “Nice t-shirt idot.”
Assclown: “You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN TO ME? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you? Do I make you laugh?”
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60’s folk artist Donovan (above left) has teamed up with his troubled son Frank on new album titled “Nuclear Puppy.†The estranged pair have put aside differences and plan to tour extensively in the US.
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Young Randy Newman vs. Paul from “The Wonder Years”…. the Re-Match! Sunday Sunday SUNDAY! You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGE.
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Tonight on Crossfire:
On the right: Puppy Blender, A man who knows a man in a jacket is taken more seriously than a man in a worn-out joke t-shirt that no one understands unless they’ve read the essay.
On the far right: Liberal Assclown, a man who knows that the media IS the message. However, his message seems to be, “Really, read the essay, the shirt is FUNNY!”
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Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power I can’t even stand straight and need to lean against this wall.”
Strikingly Handsome Young Man: “You are all beneath me. You do not even deserve to look upon me.”
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Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power from not linking to people I can’t stand up straight. Need a rottweiler smoothie to restore my balance!”
Frank: “Yes, it says ‘NIKE TEH MONO’. I don’t need no stinkin’ spellchecker!”
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PMS or PTSD You Decide
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Blog Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.
The Puppy Blender stands ready to complete his Bill Gates disguise and conquer the known universe as Evil Overlord of All.
Frank J, as the idealistic young outlander, stands ready to lead the rebellion and disrupt The Puppy Blender’s plans.
Orion
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(Later we’ll learn that Frank J is really the Puppy Blender’s son when he attempts to use psychological warfare to get Frank J to drink a Shih Tzu Shake)
Orion
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Appearing outwardly relaxed, Bruce Ward and Dick Grayson are always ready to respond to the bat signal and run the liberal assclowns out of Gotham City.
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PuppyBlender: “Don’t ask.”
AssClown: “Don’t tell.”
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Makes Uday and Qusay look like the Hardy Brothers.
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PUPPY SMOOTHY
BEFORE — AFTER
Orion
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PuppyBlender: Why is my picture on the left? I’m no Leftist!
LiberalAssclown: Why am I standing to his left? I’m no Leftist!
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“I swear that Frank J is not my clone. If he were, he’d say ‘heh’ a lot more.” — Glenn Harlan Reynolds
“Heh” — Frank J
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Puppy Blender: Yeah, I did your sister.
Liberal Assclown: …
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LA: “Rarrrrrrrr!!”
PB: “Indeed.”
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Wasn’t James supposed to tell them by now that he put us up to all these captions?
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Oops, disregard that last post.
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http://www.gaybetamax.co.uk/flash2.html using the above characters.
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Answering Machine Messages
This is Clown, you’re not in now, so I’ll leave a message.
The Puppy is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade and the secret password.
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Mr. January and Mr. February–unfortunately clothed–before their photo sessions begin for *The Men of the Blogosphere* Calendar.
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Glenn: “Bah, can’t everybody see that Frank is just Ralph Reed with a fake eyebrow disguise?”
Frank: “Am not!”
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Bill Gates before and after puberty
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A Caption Contest At The OK Corral
James offers to settle the BlogWar once and for all, with of all things a caption contest. It’s the Puppy Blender vs. the Liberal Assclown. Do not dare miss it….
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Caption Contest Stirs the Pot
James decides to stir the pot with this week’s Caption Contest….
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Bill Whittle mad! Bill Whittle smash! Annika is beautiful, and she knows her movies. I couldn’t agree with her more.
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A Handy Dandy Caption Contest
OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY: CAPTION CONTEST-WITH A TWIST Go play…
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