Caption Contest Winners

The Good Fences Make Good Neighbors Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(James Tourtellotte/US Border Patrol/Handout/Reuters)

Winners:

First: spacemonkey – I’ll bet they tear down that wall when they build the fence.

Second: Hodink – Volunteering for duty were Presidents Bush, Bush, and Clinton and Vice Presidents Gore and Cheney. The only thing everybody could agree on was that Cheney should be in front.

Third: the Pirate – Sure beats riding a lawnmower.

Honorable Mention:

Bithead – The border??? Hell, I thought this was the outside of a Nudist camp we were patrolling…

radio free fred – Six Thousand National Guard Troops on Our Southern Border May Have Been An Exaggeration.

Eric J – This summer from Disney, only on DVD: Snow White II: the Seven XTreme Dwarfs.

SgtFluffy – Time again for the annual Border Patrol Immigrant Rodeo.

McCain – In a show of strength against U.S. arrogance, Vicente Fox orders a Mexcian tank battalion to the border.

McGehee – The daily commute in L.A. has changed dramatically since gas hit $12 a gallon.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

We got them from Alamo Rental, Of Course.

Ángeles Del Infierno

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