Caption Contest Winners

The Donkey Hotey Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The winners and Honorable Mentions are only some of the funny captions. There were a lot of funny, creative captions with this contest, so follow the link above to see them all.

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The Winners

First: boifromtroy – AIDS will make your ass shrink.

Second: Rick Baxter – No-humped camel my ass!

Third: Chrees – “Hybrids,” while the hot new thing in cars, have been an important part of transportation history. . .

Honorable Mention:

ALS – Ahmed doesn’t speak French, but he only needs to understand two things: Sida means AIDS, and that guy is riding a camel. ‘Nuff said.

Tim – Having failed to pin a tail on the donkey, Ali put the pinata on his head and left the party

Maniakes – This guy’s been riding my ass all day.

John Burgess – Only an ass turns his back to anti-AIDS billboards.

Kenny – “Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass . . .” – Tom Cruise

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Does this Robe make my ass look big?”

IED – Improvised Explosive Donkey

More than a little nearsighted, Ali did not notice for many days he had been scammed in the purchase of his new Ship of The Desert

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