Caption Contest Winners

The Sec Def Salute Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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The Winners:

First: Cowboy Blog – A li’l Dubya do ya.

Second: Phil Smith – The 1001st, and final, Rumsfeld Fighting Style: Swan Palm Seppuku.

Third: Rachel Edith – “This qualifies as a known known now. But it was an unknown unknown because we didn’t know we didn’t know. Now, we know.”

Honorable Mention:

Dave Schuler- Donald Rumsfeld lands on his feet with a new job: spokesman for Head On. Apply directly to forehead!

Steven Taylor – Instead of invading Iraq, I coulda had a V8!

Kenny- You mean the election was LAST Tuesday?

stillearly – His first reaction to hearing “Heckuva job, Rummy.”

radio free fred – Tim Allen Shows Donald Rumsfeld What Not To Do With Gorilla Glue.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“No really, I just realized where Osama is hidin’… Oh, nevermind.”

“I gotta slicker my hair down, now I get ta say what I really want on Letterman.”

“Whaddya mean this is my last OTB Caption Contest appearance?”

Guest Appearance on South Park: “Omigod they killed Rummy.”

The Monday contest is already in need of AFLAC

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