Caption Contest Winners

The Everything’s Bigger in Texas Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Mehdi Fedouach)

The Winners:

First: The Man – Eat More Humans

Second: LJD – Speak softly, and carry a big c-ck.

Third(tie): Scott_T – Hello Butterball Help Line? So how many hours per pound do I cook a 1000-lb turkey?

Third(tie): charles austin – Bob soon learned what being truly henpecked really meant.

Honorable Mention:

Anderson- Kim Jong Il’s emissary knew, suddenly, two things: that the reports from the nuclear test site were true, and that he would never survive to report them to Dear Leader.

stillearly – Oh no, it’s Cynthia McKinney fully enraged and about to strike!

Timmer – Next on The Travel Channel: The truth behind why Zen Buddhists don’t eat meat.

FormerHostage – New Viagra tag-line: Feeling insecure about your cock size?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Lord, when I said I wanted a bigger pecker this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

In the end PETA decided it didn’t really find the ad offensive at all.

“Get offa Mork’s spaceship, Right Now!”

The Thursday contest has already borrowed Captain Jack’s compass.

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